pooping footlong turds

[baracuda]

no one will ever have a bigger shit then Bonno(south park ep. for yall that know)

[Night Wolf]

damn dude

[slammed4thgen]

whatever Jake.. for me its a fact of life.... I drop those bitches like its mu fukkin JOB.

Serious though... my favorite is the "battleship". the one that can support its own weight when the water drains around its and its left suspended above the hole. then you have to break it up with the plunger just to get it to fuck off.

Or the ones that go straight down and stick out of the water like a flag pole.

finally someone who shares the gift...

never had the flag pole but the battleships are nice.

[ibr_adam09]

lol

5
5 dollar

im 100% serious too, ill get some pics of these things.

NO! that's fine. We believe you. We don't need to see pics of your turds.

[zmanwit90accord]

i hate what corn does to you

[slammed4thgen]

NO! that's fine. We believe you. We don't need to see pics of your turds.

no...no...i insist

[wherm]

To the OP... My friend had the same exact thing happen to him. His turd was so large that when he pinched it off it dropped down and floated back up brushing his sack. Kinda like a submarine surfacing from a steep incline out of the water.

To add to the turd stories... My friend and his wife stayed over night at our new house about a week after we moved in. A bunch of our stuff was still back at the duplex we were renting, including my plunger. My buddy took a crap so big that when he flushed it, the turd could not make the bend to go down the drain and was loged in the bottom of the toilet. The toilet would still flush, slowly, around the turd but it wouldn't go down. We had to go into town and buy a plunger to break it up.

[nine_deuce]

I've pooped blue before, not sure how it happened. I HAD to show the wife, she looked at the torlet, looked at me, looked back at the torlet, shook her head and walked outta the bathroom.

Were there any "rest rings" or was it a solid turd?

[slammed4thgen]

I've pooped blue before, not sure how it happened. I HAD to show the wife, she looked at the torlet, looked at me, looked back at the torlet, shook her head and walked outta the bathroom.

Were there any "rest rings" or was it a solid turd?

solid lol ***well what i could see of it haha a good 3-4 inches were down the drain im sure)

weird part was not much left overs were left on my hole when i wiped...its like it came out without touching anything.

[Makaveli2k]

weird part was not much left overs were left on my hole when i wiped...its like it came out without touching anything.

I love that feeling, you don't have to pinch it off it just comes clean out and you feel like You've won the lotto, you wipe, take a look at the paper and there's almost nothing there. Best feeling in the world.

=p

[slammed4thgen]

I love that feeling, you don't have to pinch it off it just comes clean out and you feel like You've won the lotto, you wipe, take a look at the paper and there's almost nothing there. Best feeling in the world.

=p

feels like they are greased up

[AstroVannin]

Pics Or Ban !!!!!!!!!

[coletrain]

Pics Or Ban !!!!!!!!!

please don't

[ExplodingCake]

Why copy my threads sucka?

[Makaveli2k]

Pics Or Ban !!!!!!!!!

You asked for it.

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