My Shit Story for This Week

[Nycxeracer]

Poof, Pinch...ooooh, some vile sounds permeated through my pungent and ripe anus. The simmering smell of deep fried rotten beef aromatically filled the air like a harsh cologne. I turned, and realized it was me, my gaseous fruits were escaping from my pie hole in an unorthodox fashion. I quickly pinched and did the "suffocate to the seat" method, but it was no use, this baby had to be released, it was clearly well passed its delivery date. I darted out of my seat, crop dusting the path like hansel and gretel, except my bread crumb trail was filled with heaps of methane. I see the golden stall nearly 20 feet away, when I realize it's being cleaned. The overwhelming feeling in my dumper is beyond a turtle head, it's been crowned like a baby being born. I take a quick left and see a faculty toilet, I dart in, nesting the chariot with as much paper as I could find. As the deep seeded explosion fires from my anal missle bay, feelings of relief filled my so fragile heart. It felt like Christmas came early this year, and for me, that toilet spelled Saint Nick. The End.

[br0nx finest]

wtf did you share this for?

lol.

[SoySauceCb7]

[JDMcb7]

hahaha wtf????

[k-mart]

"toilet" humor at its finest, haha

[SoySauceCb7]

Ha ewwwwww your anus was speweing warm diharea, as your bowels colapsed with releif.

[deevergote]

I thought you were going to say that you fertilized your car seat...

[jdm91cb]

u stupid thats some funny shit lmao

[SuperNova92LX]

That's bad man, real bad! shaking my head and laughing inside with a sinester smile upon my face!

[Maple50175]

thats fucking discusting.. you and your very discriptive throughts.. It scares me dude







Gotta love the boy with he condom over his head =)