my sig gives me wood and scares me at the same time

[92accordlxtuner]

this is slightly off topic...i went to a club once, and was talkin to this girl, so she said lets move to another spot. we moved directly under a whole bunch of different colored black lights. when i looked at her, the lights made her look exactly like an oompa loompa, because she had her hair in that style & the lights made her green and orange, etc. well, a buncha ppl heard me say it n started laughing, and she got mad n smacked me n ran off. i saw her later, still lookin like an oompa loompa, sweating from E on a couch under some more blacklights...hehhe

this was a pretty girl, but the lights made here look like one of those d00ds

[jdmishcb7]

bang it harder than a screen door in a hurricane? we need details and photgraphic evidence if possible