How blonde can you get?

[HenRoc]

This is just too funny for words...partly why I don't really like Twitter..and how I really found this to be humorous.

How does she want it back? In a to-go bag or in literal pieces of animal fecal matter

I can see this becoming the new blonde joke for years to come rofl.

Jessica Simpson's beloved maltipoo Daisy was grabbed by a wild coyote that then vanished with the small dog, the singer wrote via Twitter Monday night.
Jessica Simpson has created posters with Daisy's image offering a reward for the lost dog.

Jessica Simpson has created posters with Daisy's image offering a reward for the lost dog.

"My heart is broken because a coyote took my precious Daisy right in front of our eyes. HORROR!" she Tweeted.

The message, which also offered a reward, asked that anyone with information about the caramel-colored pup e-mail this address, findingmissdaisy@gmail.com.

A slew of followers left messages for Simpson on Twitter.

"I'm praying that you find her and she was able to defend herself. My heart hurts for you, I'm an animal lover and it's like losing a family member," wrote @healincomfort.

"Pooor thing I hope you can find her- I cant believe it," wrote @barbshadow.

Simpson, 29, has offered a reward to anyone who can reunite her with her 5-year-old, caramel-colored dog.

[Tippey764]

1: Go to pet store
2: buy similar dog
3: E-mail her telling her you found the dog
4: ?????
5: Profit

.... wait a second... 4: Collect reward. Yay i finally could fill in the blank

[HenRoc]

1: Go to pet store
2: buy similar dog
3: E-mail her telling her you found the dog
4: ?????
5: Profit

.... wait a second... 4: Collect reward. Yay i finally could fill in the blank

True..but shed probably figure it out in a heartbeat?

[JoshM]

Yay i finally could fill in the blank

lol

[nine_deuce]

Haha, God, she is a stupid bitch. And seriously, if she's offering a reward for a dog that was carried off by a coyote, a dog that was probably dead and on its way to becoming a turd within an hour after it was taken from her... she's not that smart. You could probably get a caramel colored parrot and take it back to her and she'd be happy that she had her precious little puppy back.

God I hate that stupid bitch!!

[RagingAsian]

I would still bang her...lol

[Tippey764]

I would still bang her...lol

At first i thought you said " hang "

[RagingAsian]

At first i thought you said " hang "

she's not black.

[d112crzy]

So you'd only hang her if she was black?

[JoshM]

I would still bang her...lol

At first i thought you said " hang "

she's not black.

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....

[Tippey764]

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....

Im not quite sure what that cat is ment to mean?

[LinX]

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....

x2

[MR.PHIL]

she's not black.

what the fuck ?

you're a fucking idiot

[Tnwagn]

What the ever loving fuck dude

But yeah, she's dumb as a brick and hot as a fire and I'd CERTAINLY ring her bell if given the chance.

[HenRoc]

she's not black.

So I'm confused..was that something thats been taken way out of context causing someone else to be banned?

Or as he mentioned in his post..what exactly did you mean by that?