Just me experiance today I was pulled over for no tags no insurance and littereing.
The only one that was true was no tags. Exp safety sticker. well it expires in 2 days but i was cited any way. I feel like shit I have to pay abotu 3 thousand dollars worth of tickets over some bull shit. I didnt throw a cig out and I DO have insurance the officer just wanted to waste my time. idiots.
Officer: whats your problem.
ME: I dont have a problem
Officer: why are you taking stop signs and turning recklessly with out signalling.
Me: SIr I did stop and I was not going fast I was parking my car.
Officer: Ever been arrested?
Me: NO
Officer: Do you have any warrants?
Me: NO, I have my ID and insurance right here.
Officer: Dont move.
Me: cricket cricket
Officer : stay in the car
Me: Ok
Officer: Reads plates everyrthing is clean
Officer: Whos car is this
Me: My brothers its registered to him
Officer: Does he know you are using the car?
Me: Yes
Officer can you call him to make sure it isnt stolen?
Me: I can untill I get home to his number
Officer: step out of the car.
Me: yes sir
Officer: Any thing illegal on you?
Officer: are you a marine?
*I get that alot from alot of different people*
Me: nothing illegal sir and Im not a marine.
Officer: why do you have tooth paste are you homeless?
Me: I just bought the toothe paste Im not homeless
Officer: DONT MOVE MAKE ME FEEL BETTER IM USING FORCE MY PENIS IS SMALL AND I HAVE A PREMINESSION MY WIFES A CHEATER
ME : complying with the search
Officer: Sit there on my bumper dont move and interlace your legs and fingers
Me: promptly and coherently do so
Officer: waits about 20 minutes and hand me a fat ass citation
Me: Hey I didnt throw a lit cigarret out and I have insurance
Officer: smiling yeah you did I saw you and you dont have insurance you have to see the judge
Me : Am I free to leave?
Officer: smiles and says yes.
Me: reading over the ticket I light a cigarret
Officer: waiting.
Me: Hey where is the precint that I have to visit?
Officer: turn the cigarret of.
Me: oh man I just lit this thing I just want to know where the precint is at?
Officer: turn the cigarette off I have asthma
Me: ok officer
Im knocking the cherry off the cigarrette and he slaps it out of my hand onto the ground and serves me a tresspassing citation.
Me: hey man i was turning it off?
Officer: why cant you comply and follow orders.
Me: man im leaving
officer: pick up the cigarrett
Me: ok your a bitch and your weak you have asthma and cant hang you put you life on the line every day for what? To run into some one you locked up that has it out for you ?
officer : thats fine get out of here in 5 mins or ill arrest you.
me: ok i will , cause your weak.
as you can see it went from complying to an ego battle rather quickly I have repsect for officers but this guy was a moron.
The only one that was true was no tags. Exp safety sticker. well it expires in 2 days but i was cited any way. I feel like shit I have to pay abotu 3 thousand dollars worth of tickets over some bull shit. I didnt throw a cig out and I DO have insurance the officer just wanted to waste my time. idiots.
Officer: whats your problem.
ME: I dont have a problem
Officer: why are you taking stop signs and turning recklessly with out signalling.
Me: SIr I did stop and I was not going fast I was parking my car.
Officer: Ever been arrested?
Me: NO
Officer: Do you have any warrants?
Me: NO, I have my ID and insurance right here.
Officer: Dont move.
Me: cricket cricket
Officer : stay in the car
Me: Ok
Officer: Reads plates everyrthing is clean
Officer: Whos car is this
Me: My brothers its registered to him
Officer: Does he know you are using the car?
Me: Yes
Officer can you call him to make sure it isnt stolen?
Me: I can untill I get home to his number
Officer: step out of the car.
Me: yes sir
Officer: Any thing illegal on you?
Officer: are you a marine?
*I get that alot from alot of different people*
Me: nothing illegal sir and Im not a marine.
Officer: why do you have tooth paste are you homeless?
Me: I just bought the toothe paste Im not homeless
Officer: DONT MOVE MAKE ME FEEL BETTER IM USING FORCE MY PENIS IS SMALL AND I HAVE A PREMINESSION MY WIFES A CHEATER
ME : complying with the search
Officer: Sit there on my bumper dont move and interlace your legs and fingers
Me: promptly and coherently do so
Officer: waits about 20 minutes and hand me a fat ass citation
Me: Hey I didnt throw a lit cigarret out and I have insurance
Officer: smiling yeah you did I saw you and you dont have insurance you have to see the judge
Me : Am I free to leave?
Officer: smiles and says yes.
Me: reading over the ticket I light a cigarret
Officer: waiting.
Me: Hey where is the precint that I have to visit?
Officer: turn the cigarret of.
Me: oh man I just lit this thing I just want to know where the precint is at?
Officer: turn the cigarette off I have asthma
Me: ok officer
Im knocking the cherry off the cigarrette and he slaps it out of my hand onto the ground and serves me a tresspassing citation.
Me: hey man i was turning it off?
Officer: why cant you comply and follow orders.
Me: man im leaving
officer: pick up the cigarrett
Me: ok your a bitch and your weak you have asthma and cant hang you put you life on the line every day for what? To run into some one you locked up that has it out for you ?
officer : thats fine get out of here in 5 mins or ill arrest you.
me: ok i will , cause your weak.
as you can see it went from complying to an ego battle rather quickly I have repsect for officers but this guy was a moron.
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