baller is a $1600 keyboard

[deevergote]

Oh, for the drunken jerkoff nights that the keyboard is mistakenly projected onto your junk... the messages you must type...

[Gemini]

Oh, for the drunken jerkoff nights that the keyboard is mistakenly projected onto your junk... the messages you must type...

just call it sexual jiberish


"oooh babyy dfehjjhaop[jh'ijrfujhb'jgdojuofjgojgjjgd[h[oj[o"

[deevergote]

That's a fairly short message

[Gemini]

That's a fairly short message

I'm working on fixing that....doctors appointment on monday

[deevergote]

Doctor, I have this problem... see, I take about 1.5 seconds to... Oh, sorry, let me get you a towel!

[Gemini]

Doctor, I have this problem... see, I take about 1.5 seconds to... Oh, sorry, let me get you a towel!

exactly...its quite embarassing

[bcjammerx]

[npor]

Ahh, the many reasons I frequent this board.

[8ball]

the star wars theme song played in my head when i saw this

[AbsurdNY]

I would rather the Optimus Tactus keyboard:

"One sensor display keyboard. Optimus Tactus does not have physical keys, which means there are no restrictions on their shape and size. Any part of the keyboard surface can be programmed to perform any function or to display any images."




Typing mode


Video mode

[bcjammerx]

well that's friggin' sweet too...far greater usage on that one!

How much will that one cost you?