When you gonna let me tap that?

[skilzz]

me:so when u gonna let me tap that
her: next time i c u
me:mmm.. u gonna ride it like a rodeo?
her:hun ill ride u anyway u want

and the convo continues

sooo that 1win outta 3 attempts

[DarkRidgeRacer]

Tried 2 today. One didnt go the way i wanted it to and the other, getting some this saturday night. lol

Girl 1
me: Hey can i ask you a serious question?
her: Sure
her: ask away
me: When you gonna let me tap that?
her: What lol
me: I'm a busy man, i need to know.
her: okay so never
me: So not tonight. How about tomorrow?
her: Lol never. What time you get off for lunch
me: 3:00. So I take it as a yes then
me: So where? Your place?
= never responded after that.

Girl 2 - I've been trying to get with this one girl at work for a while
This didnt involve txt, I just straight out said it.
Me: Hey (name withheld), when you gonna let me tap that?
her: smiled and walked away
me: asked her again
her: pulled me to the side, whispered in my ear and said "saturday night"

Hell yeah. Scored one for the team. lol

[HybridKyle]

Ex g/f

me: long time, no talk. whats up?
her: hey! hows nashville?
me: ummmm, ive been back for about 3 years now.
her: oh, why didn't you tell me?
me: didn't think i needed to. but, i have a semi-serious question?
her: what's wrong?
me: nothing. when can i tap that?
her: what the hell? youre the one who dumped me for "(insert her sis's name here)".
me: that was so fucking long ago. if you want to hold something against me, make it your body.
her: charming, really.
me: you know youre dtf
her: what's dtf?
me: down to ****
her: omg your a pig!
me: no, i just want to tap that
her: are you serious?
me: definitely. we can go out to east some time then go back to your place.
her: how about tonight?
me: sorry, I'm going out with "(insert her sis's name in here, again)" tonight.
her: fuck you!

hahaha

me: hey can i ask you somthing?
her: sure
me: wen are you gonna let me tap it?
her: lol oh wow. send me a pic of you. :]
me: ok

by the way i dont kno this girl, she was just selling a phone on craigslist and i got her number.. lol

Both are fuckin hilarious

[LITuner]

On aim because im broke and have no fone to text LOL jk no really it was on aim:

Me-Hey Sam
Her-Hey, whats up *itchas*
Me-Im coming down there soon
Me-So? wen am i gunna tap dat?
Her-WTF!?
Me-WEN AM I GUNNA TAP DAT?
Her-You did already! then you decided that you had better things to do than hang out with me u F****R
Me-Yeah but i want some more....wen am i gunna tap dat?
Her-O yeah didnt you give me crabs?
Me-no...you gave it to me

(this bitch i picked up from miami....)

edit:5 minutes later
Her-i didnt give you no crabs! your disguisting
Me-Denial...fuck you bitch i got crabs from butt fucking u....i dont wanna tap dat anymore

[HybridKyle]

Tried it last night....

Me: hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Hopefully tonight, it's my birthday you know
Me: ORLY?
Her: Yep
Her: Getting ready to leave now

*shows up 45 minutes later*

YAYYYYY!!!

[Daheavyking]

Me... when you gonna let me tap that?
Her... what?
Me... when you gonna let me tap that?
Her... where is this coming from?
Me... what you mean? This aint new!
Her... what's up with my parts?
Me... Fu** your parts..... this something else.
Her... let me think about it.
Me... what is there to think about?
Her... come on sunday.
Me... that's what I thought!!! Call me daddy
Her...no. Papi sounds better.
Me... see you sunday.
Her... bye.

I'm not gonna do it. Got a wife now. But it was fun knowing I still can blow her mind!!!!!!

[steelbluesleepR]

(ex-gf)
me:how's work?
her:slow
me:so when are you going to let me tap that ass?
her:like never
me:lol u know im kidding
her:i no so u at school?

conversation kinda went a different direction then...
i shall try others!

[Maple50175]

haha shit where was i for this thead, shit is epic!k

[Maple50175]

me: So when are you gonna let me tap that ass?
Her:i wanna get out of the house, i was gonna yesterday but you had better things to do.

Me: so listen, straight up do you want to fuck and have it in your ass or what?

Her:you know me wayne!

me: ERRR


Her:you can pick your own answer to that question!



oh shittt i;m getting laid tonightt

[quickangel93]

me: So when are you gonna let me tap that ass?
Her:i wanna get out of the house, i was gonna yesterday but you had better things to do.

Me: so listen, straight up do you want to fuck and have it in your ass or what?

Her:you know me wayne!

me: ERRR


Her:you can pick your own answer to that question!



oh shittt i;m getting laid tonightt

shit works any time wayne, dont it

[Maple50175]

shit works any time wayne, dont it

yezzzirr

[Julianachos]

JMotorsportsX (12:47:09 AM): http://youmakemetouchyourhandsforstu...ons.ytmnd.com/
JMotorsportsX (12:48:00 AM): When did Angelia write this?
(12:48:05 AM): ahaah
(12:48:38 AM): lmfaooooooo
(12:49:23 AM): lmfao
(12:49:24 AM): jealouse
(12:49:33 AM): pahahah
JMotorsportsX (12:49:36 AM): lol.
JMotorsportsX (12:49:53 AM): When you gonna let me tap that?
(12:50:07 AM): huh?
(12:50:13 AM): lmfao
(12:50:16 AM): WORDLDDDDDDDDDDDDDD-D-DD--D-D-D-D-D-
JMotorsportsX (12:50:21 AM): lol fail.

Epic fail. She's no fun.

[brand0n327]

me..when you gonna let me tap that
her..watttt? lol
me..when you gonna let me tap that? serious question
her..no lol not a serious question. haha
me..okay so when?
her..lol ur not tappin nothin but ur wifey
me..ha. indeed sorry a web site told me to ask ha


good stuff...alot of people on this thread could/might end up with herpes haha that shit is everywhere

[konig52r]

ok this my friend emma...
Me (10:09 AM):
Hey
Salay, Emma (10:10 AM):
Sup
Me (10:11 AM):
What you doing?
Salay, Emma (10:11 AM):
home about to go to teraphy y?
Me (10:13 AM):
O ok, just asking. I have a question for you though...
Salay, Emma (10:15 AM):
Wassup
Me (10:18 AM):
Here it goes....
So when you gonna let me tap that?
Salay, Emma (10:19 AM):
Wait wait wait I don't do that I'm not like that foo, so da answer is never! Foo wat the hell
Me (10:22 AM):
Lol. So yes r no?
Salay, Emma (10:22 AM):
No I said no wtf
Me (10:23 AM):
Lol...
Emma (10:23 AM):
Wats so funny?
Me (10:24 AM):
Nothing.

[konig52r]

gf lol
Me (10:11 AM):
Mami...
her (10:11 AM):
Que paso?
Me (10:12 AM):
So when can i tap that?
her (10:13 AM):
Wat?
Me (10:13 AM):
When can i tap that?
her (10:14 AM):
Tap wat?
her (10:14 AM):
Wen we get married
Me (10:14 AM):
Ahhh why?
her(10:16 AM):
Wat do u mean y?
U know y...
Me (10:17 AM):
But you didnt say that...
her(10:18 AM):
I didn't say wat?
Me (10:19 AM):
You know what you said.
her (10:21 AM):
I know what I said...

N 1st of all xplain wat dat means (tap)
Me (10:23 AM):
Hit it...
her (10:25 AM):
Ok?
her(10:25 AM):
Just be straight up..
Me (10:26 AM):
Ok yes?
Me (10:26 AM):
What do you mean?
her (10:28 AM):
Nvm...
I said no babe... Y ya!
Y tu ya sabes