When you gonna let me tap that?

[skilzz]

this is a hit or lose-ur-female-friends kinda thing

[bcjammerx]

no it isn't...it's find out how good of a sense of humor your female friends have.

[zack_odom]

OMg...
Me: When U gonna let me tap that?
Wife: Um...I dont get to take a break???
Me: Fuck that.

Me=Tappin....
peace.

[91ExSedan]

I quited this one off PB, ithought it was funny.

me: hey girl
her: hi
me: when you gunna let me tap that??
her: uh, never. why are you texting me?
me: cuz i wanna tap that.
her: Yah im sure....
Me: so when we gunna get dirty?
her: were not
me: ill pick you up in an hour.


im persistant..

[Shadow1]

just did it myself, results soon.

im waiting for results you man whore. lol.

[Bcozzi71]

me: yo
her: yea
me: wen can i tap dat?
her: (no reply)
me: >:O wen can i tap dat?!
her: ur funny
her: y did u text me tht
me: wen n where
her: funny
her: y are u asking me tht?
me: so ima take dat as a yes tomrrow at my house
her: lol ur funny aint nothing happen.. we aint doin anything we cant and i wont let it happen and i have my period..lol..
me: nxt week wen ur off ur period
her: it aint happening love lol.. ur mad random wit it..
me: wut if i go down first, den we fuck after
her: ur funny it aint happening...it would probably feel good but it aint happenin...lolz...
me: wut if i promised u my dick would feel alot better
her: lol we aint having sex!

(shes a chick a bagged at my school, but shes acting, she knows she wants it )

this was on aim

me: yo
her:wats up?
me: wen can i tap dat?
her: (no reply)
me: cat caught ur tongue
her: no i jus didnt take u serious
me: so take me serious
her: no cause dats not a question u ask a female unless shes a hoe
me:

(another chick i bagged from school )

where you kidding when you typed like that or is that how you talk to people really? j/w lol

[k-mart]

Me (3:28 am) : So when you gonna let me tap that?

her (3:37 am) : Tap what??? Hahahaha...oh honey, whenever you choose! A round tomorrow before everyone arrives is cool....

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her (4:49 am) : So....how much have you had to drink?


So crazy, it works.

[Shadow1]

Me (3:28 am) : So when you gonna let me tap that?

her (3:37 am) : Tap what??? Hahahaha...oh honey, whenever you choose! A round tomorrow before everyone arrives is cool....

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her (4:49 am) : So....how much have you had to drink?


So crazy, it works.

i seriously lol'd ....lmao. there was that hour long pause. like she's thinking in her head "hold up....thats not right..." lmao

[MikeW]

Nice.

[excalibur02]

me: when are you going to let me tap that?

gf: Whenever you want it baby

me: damn im working.. maybe later tonight!

gf: lol ok



Hell yea thanks guys!

[dksix]

me : when you going to let me tap that
wife : I started yeserday
me : I don't care , when you going to let me tap that
wife : I got you some new shoes
me : WTF , WHEN YOU GONNA LET ME TAP THAT ??????????
wife : how bout a BJ in half an hour ?

That's why I married her

[ilovemycb7]

[Straight Success]

I can't right now. I'm at a Gov't laboratory and the women here are, well scientist. You can figure it out. They don't care about sex, just science. There is a few cuties here, but the sexual harassment rules are super strict here. However I did spend a few evenings with the sexual harassment coordinator. Maybe I'll try it.

[pedroalcala]

Cant believe this thread actually works lol I lol'd when i asked my long time female friend this....cant believe she said "yea whenever you want" and im takin....thanks for this thread!!! lol

[Straight Success]

Me: 08/01/2009 2:13:08 PM I was wondering, when are you going to let me make you bust multiple orgasms? I think your ready, don't you? (I don't know her that well.

Me: 08/01/2009 2:13:49 PM Ohhhhhhh, my bad, wrong person. Ignore that text.

Her: 08/01/2009 2:14:08 PM I'm sorry but who the hell is this?

Her: 08/01/2009 2:14:46 PM OK i'm glad you let me know that.

Then phone call from Me: Hey "her," my bad about the text, you weren't supposed to receive that text.

Her: Who is this anyway?
Me: It's Anthony, my bad.
Her: Oh Hi Anthony, (calm voice), it's ok, I just didn't know who that was.
Me: No problem.
Her: I knew that couldn't have been intended for me. I understand though.
Me: Well...
Her: Well it's OK.
Me: Alright, how was last night.
Her: It was cool.
Me: Well, make sure you take it easy.
Her: OK.
Me. Bye.
Her: Alright.