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    #16
    Originally posted by JoshM View Post
    Ex g/f

    me: long time, no talk. whats up?
    her: hey! hows nashville?
    me: ummmm, ive been back for about 3 years now.
    her: oh, why didn't you tell me?
    me: didn't think i needed to. but, i have a semi-serious question?
    her: what's wrong?
    me: nothing. when can i tap that?
    her: what the hell? youre the one who dumped me for "(insert her sis's name here)".
    me: that was so fucking long ago. if you want to hold something against me, make it your body.
    her: charming, really.
    me: you know youre dtf
    her: what's dtf?
    me: down to ****
    her: omg your a pig!
    me: no, i just want to tap that
    her: are you serious?
    me: definitely. we can go out to east some time then go back to your place.
    her: how about tonight?
    me: sorry, I'm going out with "(insert her sis's name in here, again)" tonight.
    her: fuck you!
    thats freakin hilarious

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      #17
      Originally posted by JoshM View Post
      Ex g/f

      me: long time, no talk. whats up?
      her: hey! hows nashville?
      me: ummmm, ive been back for about 3 years now.
      her: oh, why didn't you tell me?
      me: didn't think i needed to. but, i have a semi-serious question?
      her: what's wrong?
      me: nothing. when can i tap that?
      her: what the hell? youre the one who dumped me for "(insert her sis's name here)".
      me: that was so fucking long ago. if you want to hold something against me, make it your body.
      her: charming, really.
      me: you know youre dtf
      her: what's dtf?
      me: down to ****
      her: omg your a pig!
      me: no, i just want to tap that
      her: are you serious?
      me: definitely. we can go out to east some time then go back to your place.
      her: how about tonight?
      me: sorry, I'm going out with "(insert her sis's name in here, again)" tonight.
      her: fuck you!
      hahaha
      Last edited by iwork4mycb7; 02-18-2011, 09:44 PM.
      AT WEST COAST MEET

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      JDMxDB8: i got a thong on...



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        #18
        Originally posted by iwork4mycb7 View Post
        by the way i dont kno this girl, she was just selling a phone on craigslist and i got her number.. lol
        lmao!
        Genius idea.

        1999 BMW M3
        2001 Honda CR-V SE RT4WD
        2005 Chevrolet Tahoe Z71
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          #19
          Originally posted by JoshM View Post
          Ex g/f

          me: long time, no talk. whats up?
          her: hey! hows nashville?
          me: ummmm, ive been back for about 3 years now.
          her: oh, why didn't you tell me?
          me: didn't think i needed to. but, i have a semi-serious question?
          her: what's wrong?
          me: nothing. when can i tap that?
          her: what the hell? youre the one who dumped me for "(insert her sis's name here)".
          me: that was so fucking long ago. if you want to hold something against me, make it your body.
          her: charming, really.
          me: you know youre dtf
          her: what's dtf?
          me: down to ****
          her: omg your a pig!
          me: no, i just want to tap that
          her: are you serious?
          me: definitely. we can go out to east some time then go back to your place.
          her: how about tonight?
          me: sorry, I'm going out with "(insert her sis's name in here, again)" tonight.
          her: fuck you!
          lmao
          to achieve a Fuck, you must first give a Fuck
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            #20
            Me: When are you gonna let me tap that?
            Her: Are you Serious?
            Me: When are you going to let me tap that??
            Her: Wait, are you being completely serious right now?
            Me: What do you think? When are you going to let me tap it?
            Her: I'm just gonna ignore this.

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              #21
              OMG This is the most entertaining /hilarious thread ive ever read on the internet.
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                #22
                Originally posted by Shag Wagon View Post
                bahahaha I feel somebody is going to jail on here pretty soon.

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                  #23
                  My sis (who's 25):

                  me: gurrl i needta tap dat azz
                  her: your too old now. i'm only into preteens. they're fun to teach.
                  me: sicko


                  (no, she's not a pedo. she's married to a 31 y/o)

                  1999 BMW M3
                  2001 Honda CR-V SE RT4WD
                  2005 Chevrolet Tahoe Z71
                  2015 Suzuki V-Strom 650

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                    #24
                    lol this thread is great.

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                      #25
                      me: yo
                      her: yea
                      me: wen can i tap dat?
                      her: (no reply)
                      me: >:O wen can i tap dat?!
                      her: ur funny
                      her: y did u text me tht
                      me: wen n where
                      her: funny
                      her: y are u asking me tht?
                      me: so ima take dat as a yes tomrrow at my house
                      her: lol ur funny aint nothing happen.. we aint doin anything we cant and i wont let it happen and i have my period..lol..
                      me: nxt week wen ur off ur period
                      her: it aint happening love lol.. ur mad random wit it..
                      me: wut if i go down first, den we fuck after
                      her: ur funny it aint happening...it would probably feel good but it aint happenin...lolz...
                      me: wut if i promised u my dick would feel alot better
                      her: lol we aint having sex!

                      (shes a chick a bagged at my school, but shes acting, she knows she wants it )

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                        #26
                        this was on aim

                        me: yo
                        her:wats up?
                        me: wen can i tap dat?
                        her: (no reply)
                        me: cat caught ur tongue
                        her: no i jus didnt take u serious
                        me: so take me serious
                        her: no cause dats not a question u ask a female unless shes a hoe
                        me:

                        (another chick i bagged from school )

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                          #27
                          HAHA . Im gonna try this... I also gotta finish readig the rest of the thread i only got to page 2.
                          (At work now...)


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                            #28
                            Originally posted by JaK FRoSTWhiTE View Post
                            (At work now...)
                            It helps pass the time.

                            1999 BMW M3
                            2001 Honda CR-V SE RT4WD
                            2005 Chevrolet Tahoe Z71
                            2015 Suzuki V-Strom 650

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                              #29
                              lol on page 28 since 10am at work.

                              FS: OEM Fuel Filter, ES Tie Rod Boots, Chrome Bulbs

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                                #30
                                me: when can i tap that?
                                her: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY! WAS THAT TEXT MEANT FOR ME.
                                ^ this would be my girlfriend too.... lol hahha
                                AT WEST COAST MEET

                                cb7rush: who has the tongs?
                                JDMxDB8: i got a thong on...



                                to get to see more of my cb click the link below.
                                http://www.cb7tuner.com/vbb/showthread.php?t=130922

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