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Me: Hey Babes, Can you let me ask you something?
Her: Sure..?
Me: When you gonna let me get a knock at that *****?
Her: Shane... Your my first blood cousin... Our parents are siblings.
Me: Oh, you didn't answer the question
i read about 10 pages of that thread.. freakin funny as hell
there was 90+ pages.. couldnt read that much, but the first 10 pages had me laughing my ass off
everybody should do that here and post up the responses.. lmao
me: yo, when can i tap that?
her: wtf!
me: wtf do you mean wtf?
her: what do you mean?
me: when can i tap that?
her: tap what?
me: tap THAT!
her: omg your so immature.
me: most of the time. so, when can I tap that?
her: later. ill be back before you get off work.
me: whoot!
her: we just have to get groceries afterwards.
me: fuck!
(my fiance)
1999 BMW M3
2001 Honda CR-V SE RT4WD
2005 Chevrolet Tahoe Z71
2015 Suzuki V-Strom 650
me: long time, no talk. whats up?
her: hey! hows nashville?
me: ummmm, ive been back for about 3 years now.
her: oh, why didn't you tell me?
me: didn't think i needed to. but, i have a semi-serious question?
her: what's wrong?
me: nothing. when can i tap that?
her: what the hell? youre the one who dumped me for "(insert her sis's name here)".
me: that was so fucking long ago. if you want to hold something against me, make it your body.
her: charming, really.
me: you know youre dtf
her: what's dtf?
me: down to ****
her: omg your a pig!
me: no, i just want to tap that
her: are you serious?
me: definitely. we can go out to east some time then go back to your place.
her: how about tonight?
me: sorry, I'm going out with "(insert her sis's name in here, again)" tonight.
her: fuck you!
1999 BMW M3
2001 Honda CR-V SE RT4WD
2005 Chevrolet Tahoe Z71
2015 Suzuki V-Strom 650
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