When you gonna let me tap that?

[DarkRidgeRacer]

Lengthy one!!!!

Alright did this to friends
First one didnt work out to well. My first attempt

then tried the second one. This one stated something. Might need to scrap if I need to. lol

me: Hey whats up
her: Nothin who is this
me: you know who this is?
her: sorry got a new phone. Who is it?
(she calls) Didnt answer
Me: what makes you think that i want to talk if you know that i like to text.
her: Well sorry but who is it
me: Can I ask you a serious question?
her: Yea, but who is this
me: First answer this question and ill tell you who this is
her: okay wat is it
her: ???
me: When you going to let me tap that?
me: So when?

Get a phone call from her B/F. Many words were exchanged. lol. Go figure

her: Uh ho is this

Get another call from the same person. lol, its really getting out of hand

her: Who is this? I aint playin no more
me: Dont worry bout it. its not like your punk ass boi is gunna do anything
her: my boy? I dont got a boy. For real who is this?
me: Den who called me saying back off my girl
her: Man for reall who are you.
me: I told you not worry bout it. so are you gunna answer my question
her: If you tell me than ill answer your question!
me: Its G-Baby
her: who?
me: G-baby
me: So are you going to answer the question?
her: Wat is your real name
me: Jorge. L (fake name. Made that on up)
her: I kno alot of jorge's but not they last names
me: Lopez (again fake)
me: So you going to answer my question.
her: Do you even kno who I am
me: Yes.
her: Who am I then
me: Yes your (name withheld)
her: Where you kno me from?
me: One of your friends
her: Wat friend
me: Answer the question and ill tell you what friend
me: Hello. Still there?
her: This is just bullS***. Dont txt me no more. And im serious. Go f*** wit soneone else.


and that pretty much what happend. then it went to a who different scene with her b/f saying he wants to scrap which i told him I'm down. Told him to meet me at my work. So who knows whats going to happen.

[bcjammerx]

dude...you might have had a shot if you told her who you were

[wed3k]

it's not fair with gf's and wifey because you're already going to get some. it has to be like a co-worker or some distant friend.

[DrSzSoLDIeR]

Alright did this to friends
First one didnt work out to well. My first attempt

then tried the second one. This one stated something. Might need to scrap if I need to. lol

me: Hey whats up
her: Nothin who is this
me: you know who this is?
her: sorry got a new phone. Who is it?
(she calls) Didnt answer
Me: what makes you think that i want to talk if you know that i like to text.
her: Well sorry but who is it
me: Can I ask you a serious question?
her: Yea, but who is this
me: First answer this question and ill tell you who this is
her: okay wat is it
her: ???
me: When you going to let me tap that?
me: So when?

Get a phone call from her B/F. Many words were exchanged. lol. Go figure

her: Uh ho is this

Get another call from the same person. lol, its really getting out of hand

her: Who is this? I aint playin no more
me: Dont worry bout it. its not like your punk ass boi is gunna do anything
her: my boy? I dont got a boy. For real who is this?
me: Den who called me saying back off my girl
her: Man for reall who are you.
me: I told you not worry bout it. so are you gunna answer my question
her: If you tell me than ill answer your question!
me: Its G-Baby
her: who?
me: G-baby
me: So are you going to answer the question?
her: Wat is your real name
me: Jorge. L (fake name. Made that on up)
her: I kno alot of jorge's but not they last names
me: Lopez (again fake)
me: So you going to answer my question.
her: Do you even kno who I am
me: Yes.
her: Who am I then
me: Yes your (name withheld)
her: Where you kno me from?
me: One of your friends
her: Wat friend
me: Answer the question and ill tell you what friend
me: Hello. Still there?
her: This is just bullS***. Dont txt me no more. And im serious. Go f*** wit soneone else.


and that pretty much what happend. then it went to a who different scene with her b/f saying he wants to scrap which i told him I'm down. Told him to meet me at my work. So who knows whats going to happen.

lol damn bro, so u really told him where u worked? lol i would of told me to meet me at some location by himself n jus drove past him stand there waitin for me lookin like an idiot

[MikeW]

Sorry guys(2 unnamed members), i had to.

Me: So when you gonna let me tap that?
Member1: w...t...f
Me: lol aw..come on
Member1: dude wtf srsly are you [...] lol
Me: no im just fuckin with you lol
Member1: i know lol

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Me: So when you gonna let me tap that?
Member2: now honey
Me: sweet! i need it bad baby!
Member2: me too, fill my back pussy
Me: oh yeah baby

[DrSzSoLDIeR]

Chick i bagged at the club

me: yo can i ask u a serious question
her: yeaahh
me: wen u gonna let me hit dat?
her: idk lol
me: o0o... :-\

Another chick dat my boy bagged at the club from my phone cause he didnt have his so i ended up having a conversation with her lol (never talked to her b4 at all either)

me: yo can i ask u a serious question
her: yeaahh you can (:
me: wen u gnna let tap dat?
her: is thatt your serious question?
me:naw its not u right......wen u gonna let me hit spank dat bootyy!! >
her: (no reply)
me:eyy
her: (no reply)
me: u got my txt?
her: (STIILL NO REPLY)
me: aight u got dat lol, but naw im jus fuckin wit u im bored :-\ sowwy, luv u
her: that is no wayy to talk to a lady, im going to bed, goodnight

....bitch was butt anyways

[Dinner_Time]

Hahah this is great! Good reads!

The PBnation thread is in 3 parts... totaling 234 pages :S haha. Holy hell!

[bcjammerx]

it's not fair with gf's and wifey because you're already going to get some. it has to be like a co-worker or some distant friend.

you've never been married have you?

[DarkRidgeRacer]

lol damn bro, so u really told him where u worked? lol i would of told me to meet me at some location by himself n jus drove past him stand there waitin for me lookin like an idiot

lol, i thought about embarrasing him but i said screw it. Some stupid 19 yr old that thinks he hard. He doesnt know what i drive so I'm not worried about him f*king up my ride so i good with that. Plus my crew rolls there most of the nights while I'm working so if he shows while my crew is there he gets an automatic ass beating for trying to start something with me. and if my crew isnt there, well looks like i'll be doing that ass beating.

[alb_accord]

me: hey so when can i hit dat?
her: i think you got the wrong movie
me: no i think its the right one so when can i hit dat?
her: no reply..........
me: so i need an answer i am a busy man when can i hit dat
her: i will try to schedule you as soon as possible cos you are my friend
me: i really i just want to hit dat
her: did u have a bad dream or something?
me: no not really
her: ...........
me: so when can i tap dat"
her: tap your gf's
me: i am already taping that and now i want to tap yours
her:tap it twice for me
me: so pick you up in one hour..... i am persistent.
her: got to go to work in 5 min. the chef is picking me up.
me: i can hit dat in 5 min.......
her: you dirty kidd.....


2nd girl
me: hey(name) i have a question.
her: ok sure
me: it's a weird one.
me: when am i gonna hit dat?
her: what?
me: hit dat, you know what i mean.
her: i am not getting it...
me: when am i gona tap that......
her: you ok
me: ok what? and when?
her: stop that its not even funny
me: why not? whats up?
me: so?
her: enough with this nonsense alb
me: why lol whats wrong with it? can i tap dat or not?
her:........
me: i need an answer
her: not funny really....

don't even know what i even tried it with this girl.....

next one....

me: hey can i tap dat?
phone rings.... she is calling me..... wtf is up with gf

[d112crzy]

Me: So when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: what the?
Her: Babe. You're weird.

Then she called, lol.

[dksix]

HAXORZZ!!!!!!!!! hahah

lol nice

win .

Just a follow up , here the new shoes .

But no pictures of the other part of the conversation , lol .

[lil_dcb7]

Did it to my girlfriend and she sounded kinda pissed..

Me: When you gonna let me tap that?
Her: wtf? Haven't you already tapped "that"?
Me: So? When you gonna let me tap that?
Her:...

Didn't hear from her 'till the day after, our anniversary.

[deevergote]

Did you tap that on your anniversary? (I hope you remembered... or you won't be tapping anything for a while...)

[icedplaya123]

I quited this one off PB, ithought it was funny.

me: hey girl
her: hi
me: when you gunna let me tap that??
her: uh, never. why are you texting me?
me: cuz i wanna tap that.
her: Yah im sure....
Me: so when we gunna get dirty?
her: were not
me: ill pick you up in an hour.


im persistant..