When you gonna let me tap that?

[PowderedMilkMan]

me: Good morrow my lady, when dost thou allow me to christen thine aft?

I got a phone call 10 seconds later.

[slick]

me: hey can i ask you a question
her: sure whats up
me: when you gonna let me tap that???
her: well we are still married so whenever
me: tonight then???
her: sure if we dont fight
me: WTF?????

[pedroalcala]

me: hey, wats up? how you been?
her: i've been good just going to school
me: 0 thats kool....hey i got like a big ass favor question to ask you
her: ummm...ok well what is it? is it bad?
me: it aint bad but idk what you would say
her: well....tell me
me: idk are u like sure about it?
her: just tell me plz
me: are you gonna say yes?
her: maybe yea
me: wellllllll................
her: dammit just fuking tell me!! >:0
me: ok ok, well.....when are you gonna let me tap that?
her: wait WAT? ha.....never.....im engaged...if i wasent i probly yea
me: come on just once....only 10 minutes.... plzzzz...i'll be your good buddy
her: ummm....na....im to horny for you
me: you are? well let me tap that
her: ....................
me: yes or no?
me: that means yes!!


its been like 5 hours and no reply yet lol. This Thread is kick ass!!

[ibr_adam09]

i always wonder if some of the stories i read we just made up by some bored person , still there pretty funny

[Juice21]

girl 1

me: hey
her: sup
me: wen u gonna let me tap that
her: who is this
me: who else cud it be
her: y u talking to m like that
me: when u gnna let me tap that
her: when you want? but i dont wat a tap i want a real spanking.
me: i like dat
her: haa i know u wud and wear that thing u like.

love dat gurl.



girl 2

me: can i ask u a Q
heryeh wats up
me: is ur bf aorund
her: no he's not around me, im low on service. what you wanna ask me.
me: when u gonn lt me tap that
her: oh god not you too!! Wth is up with everyone textin me that
me:

girl3

me when u gonna let me ta that
me: i need a reply
her: i ain hear from u in so long and da's the first quetion u ask??
me: its a qustion i hav to ask. i miss u though
her: why do u have to ask that
me: omg u gotta be s difficult, just answer
her: ok when i stop being difficult then

[Gemini]

girl 1

me: hey
her: sup
me: wen u gonna let me tap that
her: who is this
me: who else cud it be
her: y u talking to m like that
me: when u gnna let me tap that
her: when you want? but i dont wat a tap i want a real spanking.
me: i like dat
her: haa i know u wud and wear that thing u like.

love dat gurl.



girl 2

me: can i ask u a Q
heryeh wats up
me: is ur bf aorund
her: no he's not around me, im low on service. what you wanna ask me.
me: when u gonn lt me tap that
her: oh god not you too!! Wth is up with everyone textin me that
me:

girl3

me when u gonna let me ta that
me: i need a reply
her: i ain hear from u in so long and da's the first quetion u ask??
me: its a qustion i hav to ask. i miss u though
her: why do u have to ask that
me: omg u gotta be s difficult, just answer
her: ok when i stop being difficult then

juice....are you sure u wanna post tease, ur gf is on this iste u know but maybe ur pimp stronger than i thought

[ilovemycb7]

I wish I could come up with a solid person to ask this too...

[Gemini]

me: when u gun let me tap that ass yo?
her: jesus, why the fuck you always horny?
me: answer me woman!
her: tonight but dont take long like u did last night.
me: whatever, ima tear it up.
her: no, my coochie still hurts from last night.
me: good


oh, the HER is actually my wife

[vietkid_2006]

me: when u gun let me tap that ass yo?
her: jesus, why the fuck you always horny?
me: answer me woman!
her: tonight but dont take long like u did last night.
me: whatever, ima tear it up.
her: no, my coochie still hurts from last night.
me: good


oh, the HER is actually my wife

[Juice21]

juice....are you sure u wanna post tease, ur gf is on this iste u know but maybe ur pimp stronger than i thought

me: when u gun let me tap that ass yo?
her: jesus, why the fuck you always horny?
me: answer me woman!
her: tonight but dont take long like u did last night.
me: whatever, ima tear it up.
her: no, my coochie still hurts from last night.
me: good


oh, the HER is actually my wife

haha DEAN the man... but hey u already know. me the ol lady have an understanding.

[Gemini]

haha DEAN the man... but hey u already know. me the ol lady have an understanding.

[bcjammerx]

gentlemen...I must report...SUCCESS!!!

[ilovemycb7]

More stupid texts guys.... go!

[CB7_213]

WOOOT BEST THREAD EVER!!!!!! lots of wins!!!! i ran out of girls to text...im actually adding more girls in myspace to add muhahaha

[The G-Man]

I am thinking of making this a blast text to every female in my contacts list. Some of them currently hate me, results could be interesting.