When you gonna let me tap that?

[King James]

me: when you gonna let me tap that
her: what?
me: when you gonna let me have sexual intercourse....with that
her: your an idiot lol.....but you did last night
me: when again
her: saturday

That would be my gf.....Im afraid of asking the random broads in my phone cuz I would think it could only end in trouble

[tear2wo]

Im afraid of asking the random broads in my phone cuz I would think it could only end in trouble

same here lol . im actually trying to pipe so asking that will mess things up

[bmxicansd]

It helps pass the time.

x2...

[jhoff]

30yo women 3 kids.
me: hey whats up its jake
her: not much cleaning
me: when you gonna let me tap that
her: jake who
me: jake aidas jake, when are we gonna roll around in the bed?
her: never you have aida
me: forget her, when am i gonna tap it
her: never i dont do that to freinds

pwnd

[Gemini]

Well i just tried this with one of my females friends and her replies wasnt what i expected....some confusion then got kinda upset at me. I thought that she knew my humor and would take it as a joke but she reacted completely opposite....I wonder why

[noobcake]

Well i just tried this with one of my females friends and her replies wasnt what i expected....some confusion then got kinda upset at me. I thought that she knew my humor and would take it as a joke but she reacted completely opposite....I wonder why

hahaha
this thread can only cause trouble.
but its hilarious

[CB7_213]

hahaha this is like the only thread that get the most post in like 30 mins to all the boards that this is posted..and it brings out some of the members that rarely post.

[CB7_213]

me: hey what you doing?
her: how embarrassing i dont know who is it.
me: its me paul. you deleted my number already?
her: oh my bad i deleted a couple #'s. how r u?
me: thats fucked up....im good u? lol
her: im good too just recently cut my hair is short && my braces r pink
me: oh ok thats good. hey i got a really serious question to ask you.
(1 hour later)
her: go for it.
me: well its really hard for me to ask but....
her: ur bein weird if its something dumb dont ask
me: no its not dumb
me: its kinda life or death scenario
her: oh ok dramatic boy bring it
me: lol ok..... when u gonna let me tap that
her: lol ur so dumb.. and um never cuz ur weird :]
me: so if im weird..dont u like weird guys?
her: weird or not either way and whatever guy nope...im celibate

PWNED!!!! hahah more to come still talking to her

[khal.lawson]

i'm a lil reluctant to try this one cause it might fck up my relationship .
but i know theres someone in my phone thats dtf . lol

[StoobyMcDooby]

rofl i love talkign to girls with bf's. this is building my self confidence

l

wow.

[StoobyMcDooby]

me: hey what you doing?
her: how embarrassing i dont know who is it.
me: its me paul. you deleted my number already?
her: oh my bad i deleted a couple #'s. how r u?
me: thats fucked up....im good u? lol
her: im good too just recently cut my hair is short && my braces r pink
me: oh ok thats good. hey i got a really serious question to ask you.
(1 hour later)
her: go for it.
me: well its really hard for me to ask but....
her: ur bein weird if its something dumb dont ask
me: no its not dumb
me: its kinda life or death scenario
her: oh ok dramatic boy bring it
me: lol ok..... when u gonna let me tap that
her: lol ur so dumb.. and um never cuz ur weird :]
me: so if im weird..dont u like weird guys?
her: weird or not either way and whatever guy nope...im celibate

PWNED!!!! hahah more to come still talking to her

hahah more to come..? how can there be any more to come? you just got ultimate cockblocked. haha

[mj213]

Man.. This is great. I could only read about 6-8 pages in on the other thread.

[tear2wo]

me: wen u gonna let me tap
her: U up for it
me: yep
her: Alrigh then
me: so when ?
her: Today
me: tonight afta i get off work?
her: Yea sure

lmaoooo!!! i hope shes not fucking around wit me

[Gemini]

me: wen u gonna let me tap
her: U up for it
me: yep
her: Alrigh then
me: so when ?
her: Today
me: tonight afta i get off work?
her: Yea sure

lmaoooo!!! i hope shes not fucking around wit me

tear that shit up Issac

[CB7_213]

hahah more to come..? how can there be any more to come? you just got ultimate cockblocked. haha

yea theres no more to come i just stop texting her dumbass hahah