When you gonna let me tap that?

[cb95spd]

Ex g/f

me: long time, no talk. whats up?
her: hey! hows nashville?
me: ummmm, ive been back for about 3 years now.
her: oh, why didn't you tell me?
me: didn't think i needed to. but, i have a semi-serious question?
her: what's wrong?
me: nothing. when can i tap that?
her: what the hell? youre the one who dumped me for "(insert her sis's name here)".
me: that was so fucking long ago. if you want to hold something against me, make it your body.
her: charming, really.
me: you know youre dtf
her: what's dtf?
me: down to ****
her: omg your a pig!
me: no, i just want to tap that
her: are you serious?
me: definitely. we can go out to east some time then go back to your place.
her: how about tonight?
me: sorry, I'm going out with "(insert her sis's name in here, again)" tonight.
her: fuck you!

thats freakin hilarious

[iwork4mycb7]

Ex g/f

me: long time, no talk. whats up?
her: hey! hows nashville?
me: ummmm, ive been back for about 3 years now.
her: oh, why didn't you tell me?
me: didn't think i needed to. but, i have a semi-serious question?
her: what's wrong?
me: nothing. when can i tap that?
her: what the hell? youre the one who dumped me for "(insert her sis's name here)".
me: that was so fucking long ago. if you want to hold something against me, make it your body.
her: charming, really.
me: you know youre dtf
her: what's dtf?
me: down to ****
her: omg your a pig!
me: no, i just want to tap that
her: are you serious?
me: definitely. we can go out to east some time then go back to your place.
her: how about tonight?
me: sorry, I'm going out with "(insert her sis's name in here, again)" tonight.
her: fuck you!

hahaha

[JoshM]

by the way i dont kno this girl, she was just selling a phone on craigslist and i got her number.. lol

lmao!
Genius idea.

[acc0rd_adicti0n]

Ex g/f

me: long time, no talk. whats up?
her: hey! hows nashville?
me: ummmm, ive been back for about 3 years now.
her: oh, why didn't you tell me?
me: didn't think i needed to. but, i have a semi-serious question?
her: what's wrong?
me: nothing. when can i tap that?
her: what the hell? youre the one who dumped me for "(insert her sis's name here)".
me: that was so fucking long ago. if you want to hold something against me, make it your body.
her: charming, really.
me: you know youre dtf
her: what's dtf?
me: down to ****
her: omg your a pig!
me: no, i just want to tap that
her: are you serious?
me: definitely. we can go out to east some time then go back to your place.
her: how about tonight?
me: sorry, I'm going out with "(insert her sis's name in here, again)" tonight.
her: fuck you!

lmao

[Hondalover]

Me: When are you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Are you Serious?
Me: When are you going to let me tap that??
Her: Wait, are you being completely serious right now?
Me: What do you think? When are you going to let me tap it?
Her: I'm just gonna ignore this.

[Gemini]

OMG This is the most entertaining /hilarious thread ive ever read on the internet.

[DrSzSoLDIeR]

bahahaha I feel somebody is going to jail on here pretty soon.

[JoshM]

My sis (who's 25):

me: gurrl i needta tap dat azz
her: your too old now. i'm only into preteens. they're fun to teach.
me: sicko


(no, she's not a pedo. she's married to a 31 y/o)

[lo_dit]

lol this thread is great.

[DrSzSoLDIeR]

me: yo
her: yea
me: wen can i tap dat?
her: (no reply)
me: >:O wen can i tap dat?!
her: ur funny
her: y did u text me tht
me: wen n where
her: funny
her: y are u asking me tht?
me: so ima take dat as a yes tomrrow at my house
her: lol ur funny aint nothing happen.. we aint doin anything we cant and i wont let it happen and i have my period..lol..
me: nxt week wen ur off ur period
her: it aint happening love lol.. ur mad random wit it..
me: wut if i go down first, den we fuck after
her: ur funny it aint happening...it would probably feel good but it aint happenin...lolz...
me: wut if i promised u my dick would feel alot better
her: lol we aint having sex!

(shes a chick a bagged at my school, but shes acting, she knows she wants it )

[DrSzSoLDIeR]

this was on aim

me: yo
her:wats up?
me: wen can i tap dat?
her: (no reply)
me: cat caught ur tongue
her: no i jus didnt take u serious
me: so take me serious
her: no cause dats not a question u ask a female unless shes a hoe
me:

(another chick i bagged from school )

[JaK FRoSTWhiTE]

HAHA . Im gonna try this... I also gotta finish readig the rest of the thread i only got to page 2.
(At work now...)

[JoshM]

(At work now...)

It helps pass the time.

[lo_dit]

lol on page 28 since 10am at work.

[iwork4mycb7]

me: when can i tap that?
her: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY! WAS THAT TEXT MEANT FOR ME.

^ this would be my girlfriend too.... lol hahha