When you gonna let me tap that?

[Gemini]

I tried this again today with a friend and it was hilarious. She kept thinking I was playing around but my replies got more serious, she got nervous and didnt know what to say. She didnt say yes or no but I know what she wanted to say She didnt know how to reply because she still wasnt sure if she was getting set up I told her about this thread and she laughed in relief but then I said " I know you wanted to say yes because you want my chocolate juice all over your body" and she gave me a lil smile and smurk Too bad we are too good of friends for me to cross that line.

[LinX]

Almost died laughing with the results!

M: Psst, hey
H: Hehe pssst back to you cutie
M: I got a question for you
H: Yeah?
M: Aye, when r u gonna let me tap that?
H: Uhhh. Wth. Ok. I guess you want me to pencil it in?
M: Just wondering, soo...
H: Omg tomorrow night then.
M: hehe, you're the best. Goodnight!

This thread is epic.

[CB7_213]

damn i forgot about this thing hahaha, glad to see its still getting good post and people are still doing it.

[The G-Man]

Guys guys guys. I think the epicness of mine cannot be quantified. I tried with about 8 people at the same time. 2 of which are members here. I start with them...

Me: Yo
JoshM: Hola good sir
Me: So when you gonna let me tap that?
JoshM: How about Friday night. You have to treat me to a nice dinner first. Ill buy the champagne.
Me: No problem. Pick you up at 8?
JoshM: 7:42. Don't be late.
Me: Okay

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Me: Yo
Richie*GT35R: Sup
Me: So when you gonna let me tap that?
Richie*GT35R: As soon as I shave my ass.
Me: So how long does that take?
Richie*GT35R: Dont know i never shave my ass. So you got to wait
Me: Damn sucks for me
Richie*GT35R: lol you an ass hahahahahah

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Me: Yo
Girl1: Yeap
Me: So when you gonna let me tap that?
Girl1: Lol. Asap
Me: Fine it is settled. See you later.
Girl1: Haha.

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Me:Yo
Girl2: What
Me: So when you gonna let me tap that?
Girl2: What
Me: So when you gonna let me tap that ass?
Girl2: Who is this
Me: Who do you think?
Girl2: It aint carter
Me: It most certainly is
Girl2: Yea ok
Me: So when do you want to do this?
Girl2: Omg shut up
Me: So youre saying no now?
Girl2: I never said yes
Me: Ah but you never said no either...
Girl2: Who is this
Me: I told you it is carter.

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Me: Yo
Girl3: Sup
Me: So when you gonna let me tap that?
Girl3: Wheneva u ready
Me: 5 minutes work?
Girl3: Haha. Well you need to wine n dine me too silly.
Me: Ok. I'll go to the grocery store first.
Girl3: Oh stoppp... cook out would work for me haha
Me: Would just a milkshake work?
Girl3: No... im kind of hungry :\ but im not a veggie so I can eat cook out burgers they are amazing

then it went in a different direction...

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Me: Yo
Girl4: Yao
Me: So when you gonna let me tap that?
Girl4: tap what exactly? That is such a vague term.
Me: Really? Ok. Tap that ass.
Girl4: Ohh that
Me: You honestly thought otherwise?
Girl4: No
Me: Ok then it is settled
Girl4: As if i dont know what 'tap that' means. However conditionally there could be many things once would like to tap. A keg for instance. Whats settled?
Me: You have a keg? Actually nothing is settled. That was for someone else
Girl4: I have three actually. I'm helping put together a suprise party for a friend this weekend.
Me: hmm never would have guessed
Girl4: Wanna come?
Me: Hmm. I am supposed to be going to the 24 hour autocross
Girl4: Oh yeah i forgot that was going down. Isnt it saturday-sunday though?
Me: yes

then it went off on another tangent...
But yes, I did get invited to a triple kegger from this!@!!!!!!! Sadly, I cannot go. Fucking work.

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Me: Yo
Me: So when you gonna let me tap that?
Me: Answer me bitch!
Girl5: ?
Me: So when you gonna let me tap that ass?
Girl5: What the hell?
Me: I did not studder. I wanna tap that.
Girl5: What noun are you referring to with the definite pronoun 'that'?
Me: I want to fuck you.
Me: Sideways.
Girl5: This cant be carter
Girl5: What are you drinking or smoking carter?
Me: Nothing. completely sober.
Girl5: Youre dumb then
Me: What makes me dumb? Only drunk people like you?
Girl5: What has possesed you and made you think such confessions either appropriate or well timed?
Me: Listen dont get philisophical with me. I just want to get a piece.
Girl5: Well sorry bud
Me: Oh youre killin me.
Girl5: Youd be more believeable if my memories of you werent so quite grumpy-old-man-ish haha
Me: So that makes me a pedophile?
Girl5: Hahaha no, it just makes you bored.
Me: Bored or boring?
Girl5: Youre other ladies must all be gone hence youre texing me
Me: And they are?
Girl5: Dont worry about it cause i doubt youre serious it certainly wouldnt make sense to say such a thing once i left
Me: I can fly for free
Girl5: You cant be serious
Me: Of course i am serious
Girl5: Why so late then?
Me: How do you mean so late?
Girl5: Why wouldnt you say something like that when I was in nc?

^I think I stand a chance here guys.

hahahahahahahahahahaha

[d112crzy]

Who the fuck is Carter.

[The G-Man]

Who the fuck is Carter.

Oh that's me. I go by my middle name some places.
I should really standardize that...

[loud92CB7]

wow carter
so i think i might try this....

[RiKan_BoY86]

lol this treat is fucking hilarious

[tn_accords]

LMAO ... damn besides the last girl that "CARTER" has a good chance with ... i think RITCHIE will be his next best choice !!

might try this tonight !! with a couple of members here !! and see what they say !! hahahahahaha.

got to get the couch ready though !! LMAO

[The G-Man]

LMAO ... damn besides the last girl that "CARTER" has a good chance with ... i think RITCHIE will be his next best choice !!

might try this tonight !! with a couple of members here !! and see what they say !! hahahahahaha.

got to get the couch ready though !! LMAO

Is it really that funny? Those people that know me as Carter say the same thing when I say my name is actually Gary.
But I digress.
The last girl is in NYC right now...
err.

[iwork4mycb7]

lol epic thread

[MclovinRR]

this thread is epic im going to try this with some of my wifes friends on msn messenger and my wire and post the screen shots

[The G-Man]

it didnt work out... lol i was gonna kik it wit her this weekend and i fucked it up.. lol

That sucks dude. Mine worked much better. I got invited to things...

[MclovinRR]

That sucks dude. Mine worked much better. I got invited to things...

or do you mean... in things... giggity goo

[GenDBlade]

girl 1

me: hey. i got a question for ya
girl: ok.
me: when you going to let me tap that?
girl: How much will you pay?
me: free?
girl: then never
me: damn
girl: sry i need money
me: so do i. in fact, i should make you pay me
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girl 2

me: hey. i got a question for you.
girl: shoot.
me: when you going to let me tap that?
girl: are you kidding?
me: maybe. just answer the question.
girl: fuck you
me: is that a yes
girl: like i said. fuck. you.
me:that doesnt answer my question
(no reply)
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girl 3

me: hey. i got a question for you.
gf: what is it?
me: when you going to let me tap that?
gf: wtf kinda question is that?
me: just answer the question
gf: i dont know. why?
me: wtf? id like an answer
gf: why are you being such an asshole?
me: ill explain later
gf: then youll get my answer later.
me: damn

^^my gfs mad at me now