Movie lines that you can't forget!

[Macaqueistrong]

"This town is like one great big pussy, Just waiting to get fucked!"

[Julianachos]

Cal: You're ***, now?
David: No, I'm not ***. I'm just celibate.
Cal: I think... I mean, that sounds ***. I just want you to know this is, like, the first conversation of, like, three conversations that leads to you being ***. Like, there's this and then in a year it's like, "Oh, you know, I'm kinda gonna want to get back out there, but I think I like guys," and then there's the big, "Oh, I'm... I'm... I'm a *** guy now."
David: You're *** for saying that.
Cal: I'm *** for saying that?
David: You know how I know you're ***?
Cal: How? How do you know I'm ***?
David: Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts.
Cal: You know how I know *you're* ***? You just told me you're not sleeping with women any more.
David: You know how I know you're ***?
Cal: How? Cause you're ***? And you can tell who other *** people are?
David: You know how I know you're ***?
Cal: How?
David: You like Coldplay.

David: You know how I know you're ***?
Cal: How?
David: Your dick tastes like shit.

Andy Stitzer: You guys, she's picking me up in an hour.
David: Oh, drag, dude.
Cal: She's picking you up from here?
Andy Stitzer: Yeah.
Cal: That's fucked up, man.
Andy Stitzer: Why?
Cal: Why? Seriously. I mean, look at this place, man. You gotta see this through the eyes of a woman, you know? What is she going to think when she comes in here? Look. He's got a billion toys.
Andy Stitzer: So what?
Cal: And more video games than a teenaged Asian kid.
Andy Stitzer: Okay.
Cal: [Pointing to an action figure on a shelf] Is that the Six Million Dollar Man's boss?
Andy Stitzer: That's Oscar Goldman.
Cal: Why do you have that?
Andy Stitzer: That's worth a lot of money. That's much more valuable than Steve Austin.
Cal: Well, that may be the case. But none of this shit is sexy, okay?
Andy Stitzer: I'm not trying to be sexy, man.
Cal: [Pointing to a framed poster] I mean, seriously, Asia? You framed an Asia poster? How hard did the people at the frame store laugh when you brought this in?
Andy Stitzer: They did not laugh at me.
David: Know why you're ***? Because you like Asia.
Andy Stitzer: You guys cool it with the ***. You know, she's on her way over here, okay?
Cal: First, you relax, okay?
Andy Stitzer: Just stop calming me down and tell me what I should do.
Cal: Okay, we just take everything that's embarrassing and we move it out of here so it doesn't look like you live in Neverland Ranch.

Jay: You're putting the pussy on a pedestal.

[CKYaccordHIM]

The Boondock saints:

"you look like mushroom from fat albert"

lol I laughed so hard when I heard that the first time. Still do

[MikeW]

Con Air:

Johnny 23: "Do you know what i am?"
Poe: "Ugly all day.."

Garland: "He's a font of misplaced rage. Name your cliché; Mother held him too much or not enough, last picked at kickball, late night sneaky uncle, whatever. Now he's so angry moments of levity actually cause him pain; gives him headaches. Happiness, for that gentleman, hurts."
Baby O: "What's wrong with him?"
Poe: "My first thought would be... a lot."

["Sweet Home Alabama" playing in background]
Garland Greene: "Define irony; A bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash."

Guard: "It smells like someone shit in your mouth."
Pinball: "He told me he loved me.."

Diamond Dog: "Yee-haw! What's on your mind, Hillbilly?"
Poe: "What was I thinking about? Oh, yeah, "yee-haw", that's right."

Poe[climbing down to free-up landing gear]: Maybe i'll get to see some scenery whizzing by........trees and stuff."

[PointBlank]

I'm here for the gang-bang.

Old School.

[mj213]

From Napoleon Dynamite:

"Napoleon, it looks like you don't have a job. So why don't you get out there and feed Tina?"
"Why don't you go eat a 'decroded' piece of crap?"

From Shakes The Clown:

Old male clown at the bar - "Weatherman get alot of pussy."

Old heavyset black female clown at the bar - "They ain't got the kind of pussy I got. I got that peanut butter pussy - brown, smooth and easy to spread!"

From Idiocracy:

Costco Greeter - "Welcome to Costco. I love you."

[mozzandherb]

"life is like a box of chocolates"

[brawl]

any Arnold movie:


GET DOWN!!!

[scudweiser]

billy madison!

teacher: who would eat sixty box lunches?

old lady: its that damn sasquatch!



billy madison: no way, peeing your pants is sooo cool!

old lady: in that case, consider me miles davis.

everyone GROSS!

[fatboy1185]

any Arnold movie:


GET DOWN!!!

ahha x2

napoleon dynamite - eat your food tina.

without a paddle - dynaaaamite! (when seth green and the old guy are in the cabin)

Jurassic park - shooot her!!(very beginning)

vanilla sky - every passing moment is another chance to turn it all around

jaws - you're gonna need a bigger boat.....&.....thats some bad hat harry.

independence day - i can fly, ima pilot

the hangover - ra-tard

[slammed4thgen]

pulp fiction is one big line!

Jules: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing.
Vincent: It's not. It's the same ballpark.
Jules: Ain't no fuckin' ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her Holiest of Holies, ain't the same fuckin' ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Look, foot massages don't mean shit.
Vincent: Have you ever given a foot massage?
Jules: [scoffs] Don't be tellin' me about foot massages. I'm the foot fuckin' master.

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The Wolf: You're... Jimmie, right? This is your house?
Jimmie: Sure is.
The Wolf: I'm Winston Wolfe. I solve problems.
Jimmie: Good, we got one.
The Wolf: So I heard. May I come in?
Jimmie: Uh, yeah, please do.

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The Wolf: Now boys, listen up. We're going to a place called Monster Joe's Truck and Tow. I'll drive the tainted car. Jules, you ride with me. Vincent, you follow in my Acura. We run across the path of any John Q. Laws, nobody does a fucking thing unless I do it first. What did I just say?
Jules: Don't do shit unless.
The Wolf: Unless what?
Jules: Unless you do it first.
The Wolf: Spoken like a true prodigy. How about you, Lash LaRue? You think you can keep your spurs from jinglin' and janglin'?
Vincent: Look, Mr. Wolf, my gun went off, I don't know why, and now you're helping us out of the situation. I'm cool with it, all right?
The Wolf: Fair enough. Now I drive real fucking fast, so keep up. I get my car back any differently than when I gave it, Monster Joe's gonna be disposing of two bodies.

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Mia: Don't you hate that?
Vincent: What?
Mia: Uncomfortable silences. Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullshit in order to be comfortable?
Vincent: I don't know. That's a good question.
Mia: That's when you know you've found somebody special. When you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably enjoy the silence.

[slammed4thgen]

Jules: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

you forgot the best part of that!


I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd.

[mozzandherb]

the hangover - ra-tard

haha

[Shag Wagon]

Slingblade:

"My daddy used to tell me that potted meat was made out of peckers, nuts, and assholes"

[0to60n2weex]

Sling Blade Was awesome!

He's funny. not the funny haha, but funny queer