Movie lines that you can't forget!

[MikeW]

--Office Space--

Michael(Bolton): Why should i have to change *MY* name? He's the no talent ass-clown.

Bobs: Samir Naga...naga--Not gonna work here anymore.

[90_ACCORD]

this may be kinda lame but

"its not a tumor" - arnold S. (cant spell his last name) for kindergarden cop

[mozzandherb]

Such an awesome movie .




Randal Graves: You know, come to think of it, my grandmother was kind of a racist.
Dante Hicks: You *think*?
Randal Graves: Well, I still don't think porch monkey should be considered a racial term. I mean, I've always used it to describe lazy people, not lazy black people! I think if we really tried, we could reclaim porch monkey and save it.
Dante Hicks: It can't be saved, Randal! The sole purpose for its creation - the only reason it exists in the first place - is to disparage an entire race. And even if it could be saved, *you* can't save it, because you're not black!
Randal Graves: Well, listen to you, telling me I can't do something because of the color of my skin. You're the racist!

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Michael Newman: Three days? Couldn't I have a little more time for this project?
Ammer: Michael, our clients are Japanese. They can't even wait for their fish to cook.

Clerks 1 was way better

[Brandoncb7]

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Did you see what god just did to us!!!!!!

God didn't do that, YOU DID. You're a fucking narcotics agent.

[peteypete]

(Darth Vader) obi-wan never told you what happened to your father?

(Luke skywalker) he told me enough. he told me "you killed him."

(Darth Vader) no! i am your father.

[JaK FRoSTWhiTE]

Meet The Parents

Greg Focker: You can milk just about anything with nipples.
Jack: I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?

[MikeW]

arnold S. (cant spell his last name) for kindergarden cop

Schwarzenegger.

(Darth Vader) obi-wan never told you what happened to your father?
(Luke skywalker) he told me enough. he told me "you killed him."
(Darth Vader) no! i am your father.

[JoshM]

Clerks 2:

Randal Graves: Why haven't you fucked Myra yet?
Elias: Well we can't because of Pillow Pants.
Randal Graves: What the fuck's Pillow Pants?
Elias: Pillow Pants is a little troll that lives in her pussy.
Randal Graves: Pillow Pants is her pussy troll?
Elias: Duh. You know how every girl's parents put a pussy troll in them when the girls are young, to keep them from having premarital sex?
Randal Graves: ...Sure.
Elias: Well Myra's is named Pillow Pants. And so even though she totally wants to have sex with me, Myra says that if I put my... thing in her, Pillow Pants will bite it off. So, I gotta wait until Pillow Pants gets peed out of her body on her 21st birthday before we can have sex.
Randal Graves: And Myra told you this?
Elias: Boyfriends and girlfriends talk to each other about sex stuff Randal. You'd know this if you ever had a girlfriend.
Randal Graves: Have you and Myra even kissed yet?
Elias: We would have if it weren't for Listerfiend.
Randal Graves: Listerfiend is her mouth troll, isn't it?
Elias: [shakes head] Women.

[WilliamW]

War Games

"I'd piss on a spark plug if I thought it do any good!"

[MikeW]

Clerks 2.....Pillow Pants...

That has to be the creepiest part of that movie.

[kouzie]

Terminator 2

"hasta la vista, baby!"



edit: oops its not a line but oh well

[MikeW]

Ferris Bueller's Day Off;

"Life moves pretty fast...if you dont stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.."

[PointBlank]

The Boondock Saints:

Rocco- "I can't buy a pack of smokes in this town without running into five guys you've fucked!" "I killed your cat you druggie bitch, I thought it would bring closure to our relationship." "What the fuck, holy fuck, how the fuck, you two fuckers fucking.....FUCK!!"

[C91BLX7]

I can't believe nobody said it yet haha

"I live my life a quarter mile at a time.For those ten seconds or least I'm free nothing else matters."

[MikeW]

"Not the store, or my team and all their bullshit..."