FML.com

[noobcake]

im sure alot of you have been here
but for those who haven't, most of these are good for a chuckle
enjoy
http://www.fmylife.com/tops

[stewie]

i have the FML app on my iphone...i view them every single day lol

[JoshM]

Some others:
http://www.cb7tuner.com/vbb/showthread.php?t=126988
http://www.cb7tuner.com/vbb/showthread.php?t=131629

[Leung]

i think i'm about a week or two behind but i always go there when i need a cheering up.

[slick]

i have the FML app on my iphone...i view them every single day lol

i have it on my ipod touch just dont pay for it so i cant post or i think i would have some funny ones

[noobcake]

then post them here

[ilovemycb7]

Really gage? Who hasn't heard of this place by now?

[Brandoncb7]

I hadn't ever heard of it until just now. It's now saved in my favorites. Some of that stuff is meesed up lol. Here's one......

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled : "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

[slick]

oh thats fucked up

[Brandoncb7]

Yeah i'd hate to be that guy. I think I would have to slap a ho.

[Brandoncb7]

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "because you can't find a real girl I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

Some of this is making me feel so much better about my own life lol.

[slick]

Yeah i'd hate to be that guy. I think I would have to slap a ho.

morning after pill for her and shove it down her throat

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "because you can't find a real girl I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

Some of this is making me feel so much better about my own life lol.

pwned by mom and i dont think i would have written that on there

[npor]

Today, I had to make a family tree for one of my classes. When I was going through it, I realized that both my parents have the same last name. So, I asked them about it and they told me that they are second cousins. FML


LOL

[slick]

Today, I had to make a family tree for one of my classes. When I was going through it, I realized that both my parents have the same last name. So, I asked them about it and they told me that they are second cousins. FML


LOL

[JoshM]

Today, I had to make a family tree for one of my classes. When I was going through it, I realized that both my parents have the same last name. So, I asked them about it and they told me that they are second cousins. FML

My sister/aunt must have written that one.