JOKE of the Day

[Brandoncb7]

This an old one, I know. But it hasn't been posted yet.

You know how you can tell when Micheal Jackson is throwing a party?

All the power wheels parked out front.....and it's a dumb one lol.

[Mayhem Tripp Robinson]

a old man sees a boy walking down the street........................................




the boy was draging a long strip of duck tape. The old man asks what he plans on doing with the duck tape. the boy say"im gunna get me some ducks". a few hours later the boy walks back bye. the boy says "see i told u i was gunna get me some ducks."


the next day the boy walks bye the old man agian. this time the boy is draging a long strip of chiken wire. Old man asks "what are u gunna do with that chicken wire". boy say "catch me some chikens". the old man say "no way". A few hours later the boy comes back with the chicken wire full of chickens." the little boy say " i told you". the old man say" ok now i trust u".

a few days later the boy comes back draging a branch. the old man asks "what are u gunna do with that branch" the boy says " get me some" old man "what kind of branch is that"
boy"a pussy willo" old man"ill get my hat"


and ull thout it was gunna be a mj joke

[Shag Wagon]

Yall quit making fun of that white man.....BAHAHAHAHAHAH!