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    JOKE of the Day

    Since Michael Jackson was 95% plastic, he is going to be melted down in to Lego's so that little boys can finally play with him. (instead of him playing with the little boys)







    what!?!.... too soon?? LMAO











    remember... these are JOKE's..

    #2
    Uh oh.

    1999 BMW M3
    2001 Honda CR-V SE RT4WD
    2005 Chevrolet Tahoe Z71
    2015 Suzuki V-Strom 650

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      #3
      I posted that and it got deleted, that's no fair

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        #4
        Originally posted by nine_deuce View Post
        I posted that and it got deleted, that's no fair
        That's because we don't like you...





        Haha jk

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          #5
          Originally posted by apuforyou View Post
          that's Because We Don't Like You...





          Haha Jk
          Lmao

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            #6
            News flash!!! CNN just announced Micheal Jackson Died from food poisoning. He was eating some 12 year old nuts!!!!

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              #7
              Originally posted by 4U2H8ME View Post
              News flash!!! CNN just announced Micheal Jackson Died from food poisoning. He was eating some 12 year old nuts!!!!
              mmmmwwwwhhhhaaaaaaaa

              good one

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                #8
                Originally posted by 4U2H8ME View Post
                News flash!!! CNN just announced Micheal Jackson Died from food poisoning. He was eating some 12 year old nuts!!!!
                that one is even better.. LMAO

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                  #9
                  In honor of M.j's passing Mcdonalds is making a special sandwich in his honor. It's the McJackson, 50 year old meat between 12 year old buns!!!

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                    #10
                    "When Farah Fawcett went to heaven, God gave her one wish. She wished all the children would be safe. So god killed Micheal Jackson"

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                      #11
                      MJ will not be buried or cremated. His last wishes were to be made into grocery bags. This way he will forever remain plastic, white, and dangerous to children under 13.

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                        #12
                        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELyTBXzfQJ8

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                          #13
                          lol

                          1999 BMW M3
                          2001 Honda CR-V SE RT4WD
                          2005 Chevrolet Tahoe Z71
                          2015 Suzuki V-Strom 650

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                            #14
                            Bwwhahaaahahahahahahahaha! "I wanted to ride the ferris wheel @$!damnit!"

                            holy shit im gonna cry lol!
                            The local asshole, 19 years in the making and still not giving a shit

                            Originally posted by mj213
                            Wait... don't you have a carbon fiber hood? You need to give your "bro" a cunt punt.


                            Originally posted by bizzyboi
                            He will defend his stance on raping his car to no end.

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                              #15
                              Oh fuck! you guys are terrible. Funny, but terrible.

                              And on a side note, the kids are NOT safe, R. Kelly is still out there. Only difference between him and Mike was, Mike didn't piss on the kids.

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