quality reading on the can

[Kurobei]

I don't think I could take a shit on that. The shit isn't good enough to be flushed down a carbon fiber toliet.

You could always use it as an exotic fishbowl

[slick]

You could always use it as an exotic fishbowl

or a shrine to the gods of poop

[Makaveli2k]

Don't tell me you wear shoes in the house too, I don't think I could ever take a shit in my house bathroom while wearing shoes... that's just weird! and an American thing so i'm told.

[slick]

Don't tell me you wear shoes in the house too, I don't think I could ever take a shit in my house bathroom while wearing shoes... that's just weird! and an American thing so i'm told.

you and shoes in the house

[Kurobei]

Don't tell me you wear shoes in the house too, I don't think I could ever take a shit in my house bathroom while wearing shoes... that's just weird! and an American thing so i'm told.

Naw I don't wear shoes in the house. It's already 2nd nature to me to take my shoes off when I come into the house. When I go to my "american" friends houses....I found out it's a habit and I usually get "leave your shoes on Jiro! It's ok to wear them" I dunno I find it weird.... I could never walk on the carpet, kitchen etc. with shoes I've been walking all over the public streets etc. with.

I remember getting in trouble when I was little coming home from school or from playing outside and just "kicking my shit off at the doorway" My okasan wanted me to neatly put my shoes,slippers etc. side-by-side etc.

In Japan I take off my shoes at my relatives houses but my older,OLDER generation relatives that live more of the old custom have like slippers to different rooms.

In Japanese culture, it's more of a respect thing for a persons house and keeps things sanitary and clean.

I do wear socks with slippers most of the time unless I'm going to the beach or washing the car on a hot day. That used to drive my girlfriend crazy! She was more a Americanized Japanese tho.

[Law Grandeur]

Maybe you need to do a JDM conversion on your toilet and you'll enjoy it much better. My toilet has the JDM addon with the ass cleaner seat warmer etc. Seriously after coming back from Japan, I felt dirty just wiping the ass. Having your asshole sprayed with hot/cold/warm water takes some getting used to at first but it leaves you feeling hella cleaner believe me. You won't walk around all day with booboo crust waiting to get washed later when u take a shower or bath.

I just went from "lifting a leg" to a oh...the turtle is starting to play peek-a-boo. So I grabbed me the June issue of S.S magazine with the NSX-RR on the front and decided to read articles I didn't buy the magazine for. I dunno....it's my meditation spot when I have to take phat buddah dumps

i've always wondered...would you have to use more toilet paper to clean your now wet ass?

[93EXaesthetic]

ok im done posting on my own thread.

[fatboy1185]

^^^^ that fast , did you ever go to jail ?

No, I'm just healthy.

[Kurobei]

i've always wondered...would you have to use more toilet paper to clean your now wet ass?

LOL actually naw. After taking the "shiet" I actually use less. The water spray actually eliminates the use of using more paper because it cleans that shit out. Just one wipe after that.

The proper way to go I think would be to wipe first normally with paper, then shoot and spray, then wipe again.

The jet is actually quite accurate and u just spread your cheeks and it shoots a jet that hits the outer rim.... LOL. But yeah of course if you don't spreadum' then you'll get the cheeks wet and it would have the same effect as wiping your ass and then wiping the shit right onto your left or right cheek.

If it's one of those (got drunk and eat a bomb burrito type deals) then I usually wipe first then shoot the spray It's not cool having the jet spray on already watered down shiz if u know what i mean

The JDM toilet works really good for those slippery ones where you feel like you are wiping forever

This is basically the same one I have.

[Kurobei]

ok im done posting on my own thread.

No you started it so the show must go on!

The quake toilet is cool....but it would suck to fall into the lava. Where the fuck is the seat??

I feel really sorry for the fish on the 2nd one. That toilet will be cool for awhile but once it starts rusting or what not (I don't see any ball,chain etc. thats usually in the toilet tank) or starts to get moss,grime for that matter. Drop a ball of toilet blue and then u can't see the fish in it's own seperate enclosure anymore. If that really is a working toilet maybe the plumbing etc. is somewhere else.

[Kurobei]

Check these out!

This is the jackmeehoff 2000. It holds your ding ding while u pee or gives u a hand job.

[Law Grandeur]

LOL actually naw. After taking the "shiet" I actually use less. The water spray actually eliminates the use of using more paper because it cleans that shit out. Just one wipe after that.

The proper way to go I think would be to wipe first normally with paper, then shoot and spray, then wipe again.

The jet is actually quite accurate and u just spread your cheeks and it shoots a jet that hits the outer rim.... LOL. But yeah of course if you don't spreadum' then you'll get the cheeks wet and it would have the same effect as wiping your ass and then wiping the shit right onto your left or right cheek.

If it's one of those (got drunk and eat a bomb burrito type deals) then I usually wipe first then shoot the spray It's not cool having the jet spray on already watered down shiz if u know what i mean

The JDM toilet works really good for those slippery ones where you feel like you are wiping forever

This is basically the same one I have.

very interesting lol. why cant all of america have these???