Need some help, advice on damn kids

[slick]

Ahh.. darn kids.

similar thing happened at my gramps house. the darn kids would play around with the doorbell.

So one evening, while we were about to break our fast for the day, the doorbell rings off the hook. I run out and literally jump over the fence and snatch the little rascal. His brother managed to run away.

I brought him back inside (it was already time to break fast) and tied him up to a pillar inside the house compound. He cried and pissed in his pants (it was raining at the time, but his pants were soggy with yellow piss)

So i proceed inside and eat. My mom asked "what did you do'

I said: 'I tied the fucker to the pillar'

His dad never came looking for him. His bigger brother came by the house. I told him, tell your dad to come.

His dad didnt come until later that night (around 10pm), when I came back from the mosque.

With furious anger, the old guy came and yelled. I just gave him the face, and told him 'politely'

' sir, let me install a doorbell at your house, and later at night, when you are humping your wife, i will press the doorbell like no tomorrow'

he left without a word.

So Danny, if you do get to catch the kid, tie him up. Make him piss in his pants.

win

[MclovinRR]

see this is what i've done in the past.... i snatch the little fuckers up.... have them grabbed by the arm... everytime the try to squirm i pop em upside the head enough to make them get whiplash... i take them to their parents house still grabbed on to their arm and tell their parents.... next time your little bastard demon spawn comes around my car i will make sure he'll never even want to sit in one... i will beat the living glory out of him and drop him off at your doorstep with a smile and a have a nice day sir/ ma'am..... the parents get so scared and embarrased that they snatch up their kid beat them then escort them back to the house in tears to apologize.....each time they come i open the door i say... may i help you and as they proceed to talk i slam the door in their face..... yeah they dont like that much but they leave my car alone

[visualpoet]

If you know who the little shit is, go talk to his parents. Tell them three different people have identified him and warned you that he's threatened to slash the tires on the Z. Explain to them that if something should happen to the Z, you'll have it on video, you'll take it to the police and you'll press any charges that you can level at him.
If the parents seem like douchebags, whip the living shit out of the dad and tell him that anytime anything happens to your ride, you're blaming him for it and handing out more of the same. While he's whimpering, give mom a dirty sanchez and tell her that as long as the kid leaves your shit alone, you'll toss her another one once in a while, because you know she likes it.
You also could tell them you have a nephew/friend of the family/hell a NIECE that age that just idolizes you, but is big and a little slow in the head and might take matters into their own abnormally strong and dumb hands.

[Leung]

so anything happen yet?

[Sobeman81]

While he's whimpering, give mom a dirty sanchez and tell her that as long as the kid leaves your shit alone, you'll toss her another one once in a while, because you know she likes it.
You also could tell them you have a nephew/friend of the family/hell a NIECE that age that just idolizes you, but is big and a little slow in the head and might take matters into their own abnormally strong and dumb hands.

win.

[eazyduzit509]

Some little kids (around 8-10 yrs old) were kicking my car at work a few weekes ago, just hard enough to make my car alarm do the warning chirp. I work at starbucks and was in the drivethrew at the time watching them do it threw the camera. When he goes up to kick it again i push the trusty button on my headset and say (don't you fuckin do it). he looks over at the screen and runs away in fear...

I would find his house and talked to his parents.

[Clean-CB7]

Middle school is OLD enough to learn a lesson. similar thing happened where some fucking middle schoolers took my little cousins bike and we caught them like 2 streets over. we got the bike back...it went missing again 2 weeks later.. me and my boy are driving and we see the same 2 shithead 15 year olds driving the bike....im not gunna lie. we fucked them up. 15+ is OLD ENOUGH to know what your doing.. they deserve a beating if it happens again. who said you have to beat them up? if hes slashing tires hes prolly hanging out at night..run up on him at night pick him up and slam his ass on the cement. see if he comes back? no evidence it was you

[Clean-CB7]

pay a bigger kid his age $5 to give him an atomic wedgie

good idea


you have no cousins this kids age?? i have cousins that are 12 years old that will fight anybody for some KFC or burger king and do a good job at it too lol

[deevergote]

I would find his house and talked to his parents.

I was going to say the same thing... but the chances are that they'd do something about it are probably slim. Afterall, they raised the kid.

[Clean-CB7]

i mean atleast find out where he lives and slash every cars tires thats infront of his house and his driveway. paybacks a bitch!

[deevergote]

Chances are, Danny would be the one to get caught... and he has an adult record to worry about, not a juvenile record that will be wiped clean.

Put some crap tires on there, and fill them with Fix-A-Flat. Like 3 cans per tire When they puncture them, they're gonna get covered in that goo.

[verothacamaro]

your police department needs to get a clue

[lil_dcb7]

your police department needs to get a clue

My police department has blew me off.

They told my dad there really isn't anything they can do unless they have witnesses or he's been caught red handed,

I really miss my car. My friend is living it up with my car right now, getting vag and using my ice cold AC. all the while driving his car in traffic, which has a 4puck clutch(with NO other mods), and is a base model 240sx with NO ac.



I want my car back!

[lil_dcb7]

Every one is saying just to beat his ass. I really WISH i could. I'm thinkin I may have to just catch him in the act.

[Shag Wagon]

Get a big ass belt, bend him over your knee, and give him a once in a lifetime ass wipping. Dont punch the kid or fuck him up....just make him not be able to sit down for a week without absolute pain. If he trys you again...THEN give him a grown mans ass whippin then call the police. Its your property and you didnt know how old the kid is. Make sure you have it on video though. I can get a decent camera at Harbor Frieght for 30 bucks. You just have to hook it up to a tape recorder....and its infrared.