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    Best Singles Ad Ever Written

    This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It is reported to have been listed in The Atlanta Journal.

    SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips,cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy, I'll be waiting...

    Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week-old black Labrador retriever. (Men are so easy).

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    [cough][cough] old! [/cough][/cough]

    Bart: What's your name?
    Jim: Well, my name is Jim, but most people call me... Jim.

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      #3
      BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH omg LMAO ROFL HAHAHA that is the best thing in the world
      To have loved and lost is better than to have never loved at all #CB7Life

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        #4
        lol
        are we there yet are we there yet are we there yet

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          #5
          I almost pissed my pants laughing!!


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          [[-]] (()) [[\]] [[)) //\\

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            #6
            hahaha :owned:
            Honda-Tech Username: Lostcb7
            The cb7tuner.com OG.

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