Don't get drunk and pass out at my house

[ACCORDianate]

My friend Jason fell asleep last Saturday night after drinking a bunch of Stoli Cranberi and Sunny D. My 2 girls attacked him with Crayola markers after he was out:



My wife helped with this one, but he rolled over before any real damage could be done. This is him after he just woke up:

[rebels]

LOL! Thats great! Teaches him to handle his alcohol a little better now doesn't it? hehe

[k-mart]

pwn3d

[olivrooom]

reminds me of college shaming....

[wed3k]

lol, i saw this one pic of this guy and he had a dick on his forehead in permanent marker, lol.

[ACCORDianate]

I had 4 sharpies in the glove box of assorted colors. I thought really really really hard about getting them.

[BB6-SH]

[aero]

Lol.. a guy at college was passed out drunk, and some people drew a huge penis on his back in sharpie. Funny thing was, he got a tatoo a few days before on his back. So we told people to ask to see his tatoo He didnt find out for like 3 days. 'twas quite funny.

[Tone-us]

Ha you want to see college shamming go to www.collegehumor.com that site is funny as shit. I once saw a guy put his nut sack on another guys forhead while he was passed out.

[rebels]

What'd he say when he woke up and saw himself?

[ACCORDianate]

He was too drunk still to quite grasp what had happened to him, other then letting out a slurred 'girlllllllllllllllll' when he saw his reflection. He then made a halfass attempt to wipe it off his face. He slept it off and removed all of it except what was in his ears when he woke up.

[HenRoc]

Is that a swazti i see on his right cheek?

Should put his hands in warm water hahaha

[ACCORDianate]

Yes and I dont think it was done intentionally. I think its a design gone awry.

My wife did the lipstick and dot on the nose. My girls (5 and 9) did the rest.

[cash_man06]

about 2 weeks ago my friend had a big party and a couple guys fell asleep. one guy got his dick painted black and another got a beer bottle shoved up his ass!!!!!!

[ACCORDianate]

Originally posted by cash_man06
about 2 weeks ago my friend had a big party and a couple guys fell asleep. one guy got his dick painted black and another got a beer bottle shoved up his ass!!!!!!

Hm.