Ok so there is rumor that people wanna steal my EG hatch

[Pandemic]

Yea well I just installed cameras around my house and everything is being recorded. My insurance hasnt called me back and its startin to piss me off.

umm, your motorcycle was stolen, yes? CALL THE POLICE. If you dont you're going to be as bad as some people for not taking advice.

[Shag Wagon]

Po Po been notified and insurance company is writing me a check!

[turbo90accord]

You're kidding right?

well ive got a hidden kill switch, a line lock for rear wheels when car is off and in a garage with car behind the garage door so im not worried.but even for a quick jack at a mall or something where they are not going to roll up with a tow truck usually a kill/ignition or injector disabler works wonders on theft!

[Shag Wagon]

Aint nobody gonna gank your shat!

Update: bike still hasnt been recovered....and probably wont be recovered. The city cops around here dont care.

[Turbo Dave]

Aint nobody gonna gank your shat!

Update: bike still hasnt been recovered....and probably wont be recovered. The city cops around here dont care.

dont you get it! it was a setup they wanted the bike, not your hatchcrap. so you get all worried about your hatch protecting it. and the bike goes missing. damn dude


Doesn't it suck, when you know something bad is going to happen. and you can't do anything about it. well... you can do something about it. heres a list of some things you can do:

1. Get a c4 explosive, wire it to the igntion of all your vehicles and when someone tries to start it or steal it, BOOM, they blow the fuck up.

2. Apply metal strips underneath your door handle. those metal strips would then be wired to a tazer and switch.... so when you open the handle ZAP you find the victim unconscious next to your car.

3. If you live in a house, park your car in the yard so that the front bumper is touching the bottom of your window of your room, if someone tries to pop the hood, you'll hear it. Open the blinds and shoot them.

4. If you know it's surely going to happen. Invite thieves by leaving your car wide open. Hide in the back of your car with a blanket over you and a razor blade in your hand. Wait till they succesfully steal your car, then as they are driving away (probably fast) come up behind the seat and slit their throat.

5. Finally, go to a department store and steal a plastic model. Put him/her in the seated position of your vehicle. No one will come close.

6. Almost forgot, nobody wants to steal a car that attracts attention. with that said, put an invalid license plate on the car, spray paint "stolen car, reward" on the side and loosen some lug nuts before going to bed.

7. Commitment - If you really don't want your shit stolen, get the biggest chain and lock, and chain that bitch to a tree/pole.

Edit: by the way, i have had 4 cars stolen from me in my life

[Clean-CB7]

you have an idea who it was...?



pop off.

[Pandemic]

dont you get it! it was a setup they wanted the bike, not your hatchcrap. so you get all worried about your hatch protecting it. and the bike goes missing. damn dude


Doesn't it suck, when you know something bad is going to happen. and you can't do anything about it. well... you can do something about it. heres a list of some things you can do:

1. Get a c4 explosive, wire it to the igntion of all your vehicles and when someone tries to start it or steal it, BOOM, they blow the fuck up.

2. Apply metal strips underneath your door handle. those metal strips would then be wired to a tazer and switch.... so when you open the handle ZAP you find the victim unconscious next to your car.

3. If you live in a house, park your car in the yard so that the front bumper is touching the bottom of your window of your room, if someone tries to pop the hood, you'll hear it. Open the blinds and shoot them.

4. If you know it's surely going to happen. Invite thieves by leaving your car wide open. Hide in the back of your car with a blanket over you and a razor blade in your hand. Wait till they succesfully steal your car, then as they are driving away (probably fast) come up behind the seat and slit their throat.

5. Finally, go to a department store and steal a plastic model. Put him/her in the seated position of your vehicle. No one will come close.

6. Almost forgot, nobody wants to steal a car that attracts attention. with that said, put an invalid license plate on the car, spray paint "stolen car, reward" on the side and loosen some lug nuts before going to bed.

7. Commitment - If you really don't want your shit stolen, get the biggest chain and lock, and chain that bitch to a tree/pole.

Edit: by the way, i have had 4 cars stolen from me in my life