The "I wanna bitch slap........." thread!!

[MikeW]

I wanna bitch slap.........

You.

[bacal36]

LULZZZZ, it WAS in my member's ride :]



oh my word.

Watch it son or you'll get 5 across the eyes!

[ikayto]

was that a married with children line!

[Gemini]

LULZZZZ, it WAS in my member's ride :]



oh my word.

not when I asked, i dont think, coupe or sedan? Doesnt matter now because i got something even alot more rare

Back to bitch slapping.

[2.2litrebeater]

my neighbor could use a nice backhand.

mine as well, but i dont think it will make a difference

[almostJDM]

ok im gonna keep names out but i was talking to this guy about his f20b and i forgot what we were talking about originally but it ended up being about tuning and he said he wanted to get a chipped p13 for his f20b and i asked him what ecu he was running so he said a p28, i asked him why he didnt just stick with that it chipped right... no and hes been racing cars like that all he said was hes gonna risk it that made me wanna bitch slap him right there lol too bad he is who knows how far from me

[MikeW]

Watch it son or you'll get 5 across the eyes!

What about 1 big one across the mouth or forehead...

[JDM_CB7_TX]

I wanna bitch slap one of the vallet drivers here at the resort. He sees the new girl flirting with me and he is trying to cock block even though she knows he has a girlfriend. Thath dude is fixing to get lady out with a back hand.

Another pair of persons I would like to lay out is the dude that my girl said that she would let go to try and make thing work. 4 days later she got caught. They both need a back slap!!!

I would also like to back slap my motor. That bitch is acting up!

[thecrow7841]

I want to Bitch Slap people who call E-bay, E-***.
Not only have they bought from ebay but they keep calling it e*** and STILL buy from there.

EDIT: i have nothing against ebay. i would buy from there too,
but to bad I have no paypal or credit card.

[visualpoet]

I wanna bitch slap the kid that jumped my kid.

[PR CB7]

i wanna bitch slap this guy because he's soo cool and to put him in his place.

u are one of them

I want to bitch slap who ever fucked up the quotes^

[Autotek]

I wanna bitch slap my wagon... The rack and pinion went out.....I cant drive that HOE

[minoreparations]

i want to bitchslap myself. and soulja boy. he's the reason annoying exists.

[Gemini]

i want to bitchslap myself. and soulja boy. he's the reason annoying exists.

after you bitch slap him make sure you put your swaagggg onnnn!!

[lummieCB7]

i want to cuddle.

I want to bitch slap you for saying stupid shit!