The FML thread.

[Julianachos]

Teh duck?

mhm.

[slick]

my oem intersection relay dont fit the harness without serious mods and even then the good relay wouldn't even clip in it would just be connected



FML

[mappyCB7]

I took the day off to work on my car

the car is in my back yard

I have no garage

it's raining

FML

[Flatline]

Today, I finally convinced my husband of 8 years to partake in a threesome with a guy that works with me and for which I have developed feelings. Everything was going well until in the heat of the moment my husband started performing oral sex on my colleague. I can't face either of them now. FML

[Flatline]

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "because you can't find a real girl I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

[slick]

my blizzshade has the rear sag now and it hasn't even been but a little over a month FML

[Julianachos]

I left my phone (OG black LG Voyager) where the trunk closes (near the driver's side fender) and slammed it shut cause I was rushing to go somewhere and it didn't close. I realized at the very second my phone was right there. My external screen's done. fml.