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    #1

    Upgrade your burrito!

    Adds +10 HP!

    lol. In all seriousness. I've got a sort of writers block.

    Im designing a business card for one of my local taco shops (funny I know) and the previous designer had a list of mexican ingredients... and at the end of the list, said UPGRADE YOUR BURRITO FOR ONLY $1 EXTRA!

    Now, When I read this, I couldn't stop laughing.

    What can I use inplace of UPGRADE. Just add?

    Thanks you all.

    Claire - '92 Mercedes-Benz 500E - AMG&Bilstein Treatment - The Wolf in Sheep's clothing.

    Alice - '97 BMW 540i6 - Dinan Tuned. - Low Profile Weekend Warrior.

    Felicia - '11 Ford Fusion - Luxury Package - Daily.. daily.. ugh.


    Originally posted by JoshM
    Okay to do: "I'm sorry I broke your mailbox, here's $100.
    NOT okay to do: "I'm sorry I fucked your sister, here's $100.
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    #2
    "customize"

    "For just $1 more make it the way you want it"

    "Make your burrito an interpration of yourself.... Then Eat youself!"

    CB7Tuner Resident Gamer!
    PSN: JDMcb7TX

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      #3
      Originally posted by JDM_CB7_TX View Post
      "customize"

      "Make your burrito an interpration of yourself.... Then Eat youself!"
      LMFAO

      go eat yourself.

      Claire - '92 Mercedes-Benz 500E - AMG&Bilstein Treatment - The Wolf in Sheep's clothing.

      Alice - '97 BMW 540i6 - Dinan Tuned. - Low Profile Weekend Warrior.

      Felicia - '11 Ford Fusion - Luxury Package - Daily.. daily.. ugh.


      Originally posted by JoshM
      Okay to do: "I'm sorry I broke your mailbox, here's $100.
      NOT okay to do: "I'm sorry I fucked your sister, here's $100.

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        #4
        "You are what you eat"..?

        Wait, nevermind...

        "You get what you pay for"..?

        "Maximize your burrito for $1 extra"...?


        KeepinItClean | EnviousFilms | NoBigDeal | YET2BSCENE | .· ` ' / ·. | click here.
        Originally posted by Jarrett
        Is there a goal you're trying to accomplish besides looking dope as hell?

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          #5
          Personalize?

          Claire - '92 Mercedes-Benz 500E - AMG&Bilstein Treatment - The Wolf in Sheep's clothing.

          Alice - '97 BMW 540i6 - Dinan Tuned. - Low Profile Weekend Warrior.

          Felicia - '11 Ford Fusion - Luxury Package - Daily.. daily.. ugh.


          Originally posted by JoshM
          Okay to do: "I'm sorry I broke your mailbox, here's $100.
          NOT okay to do: "I'm sorry I fucked your sister, here's $100.

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            #6
            Americanize?


            KeepinItClean | EnviousFilms | NoBigDeal | YET2BSCENE | .· ` ' / ·. | click here.
            Originally posted by Jarrett
            Is there a goal you're trying to accomplish besides looking dope as hell?

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              #7
              Originally posted by greencb7inkc View Post
              Americanize?
              thats taco bell's job!

              Claire - '92 Mercedes-Benz 500E - AMG&Bilstein Treatment - The Wolf in Sheep's clothing.

              Alice - '97 BMW 540i6 - Dinan Tuned. - Low Profile Weekend Warrior.

              Felicia - '11 Ford Fusion - Luxury Package - Daily.. daily.. ugh.


              Originally posted by JoshM
              Okay to do: "I'm sorry I broke your mailbox, here's $100.
              NOT okay to do: "I'm sorry I fucked your sister, here's $100.

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                #8
                American-size?


                KeepinItClean | EnviousFilms | NoBigDeal | YET2BSCENE | .· ` ' / ·. | click here.
                Originally posted by Jarrett
                Is there a goal you're trying to accomplish besides looking dope as hell?

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by greencb7inkc View Post
                  American-size?
                  I think im going to stick with personalize.

                  Claire - '92 Mercedes-Benz 500E - AMG&Bilstein Treatment - The Wolf in Sheep's clothing.

                  Alice - '97 BMW 540i6 - Dinan Tuned. - Low Profile Weekend Warrior.

                  Felicia - '11 Ford Fusion - Luxury Package - Daily.. daily.. ugh.


                  Originally posted by JoshM
                  Okay to do: "I'm sorry I broke your mailbox, here's $100.
                  NOT okay to do: "I'm sorry I fucked your sister, here's $100.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by lil_dcb7 View Post
                    thats taco bell's job!
                    What!?
                    You mean to tell me that the Enchiladas Jalapeņas are not authentic!?


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                      #11
                      "Do you wish you had a bigger burrito? $1 Enhancements now available"

                      "What's worse than a flimsy burrito. Fix it for $1"

                      "Girls laughing at your burrito? Super Size it for a buck!"

                      "Hungry, Stuff it up for $1"

                      lol ok, i'm done.
                      Been a long time. Still alive...

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                        #12
                        "Sour Cream sauce to your burrito for only a $1"

                        I'd buy that for a dollar. Thats better then a dry hobo jerk down!!!!!

                        CAn't beat that commercial. Gurantee it...

                        CB7Tuner Resident Gamer!
                        PSN: JDMcb7TX

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                          #13
                          motorboat it for a dollar


                          dump twice for a dollar

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by WilliamW View Post
                            "Do you wish you had a bigger burrito? $1 Enhancements now available"

                            "What's worse than a flimsy burrito. Fix it for $1"

                            "Girls laughing at your burrito? Super Size it for a buck!"

                            "Hungry, Stuff it up for $1"

                            lol ok, i'm done.
                            Those are hilarious haha

                            Underground.Society
                            Originally posted by Deevergote
                            If it doesn't really matter... shut the fuck up and let it be.

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                              #15
                              "For $1 more we'll make it so good it'll make you want to stick your dick in it."


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