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    "Sort of a Shimmy"

    This Blonde Ran Over A Mattress On The Highway
    And Decided Not To Worry And Kept Driving.

    The Ensuing Jumble Finally Whipped Around Enough to
    Tear A Hole In The Fuel Tank.

    The Subsequent Lack Of Fuel Is What Finally
    Brought Her Vehicle To It's Knee's.

    She Had Still Managed To Drive 30 More Miles
    With A 60 Pound Tangle of Stuff Wrapped
    Around Her Driveshaft.

    She Had It Towed To Her Dealership And Complained
    That The Vehicle Had A " Sort Of Shimmy "
    When She Was Driving At High Speeds.


    Below Are The Photo's Of What They
    Found At Her Dealership....................

    The Last Photo Is By Far The Best.

    " Sort Of A Shimmy"














    I found this on another forum.

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    93 accord Black 10th Anniversary (REBUILD)
    http://www.cb7tuner.com/vbb/showthread.php?t=125009

    1992 Accord Lx Frost White - SOLD
    1993 Accord Se Coupe - Totaled
    1992 Accord Ex Sedan 5 speed - SOLD
    1992 Accord Lx Coupe - SOLD
    1990 Accord Ex Sedan 5 Speed - Daily Driver
    1993 Accord 10th Anniversary - STOLEN (REBUILD)

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      #3
      oh my.

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        #4
        LMAO

        spoonsportsaddict

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          #5
          WTF?!?! they should take her license. Jeebus tits!

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            #6
            lol it took running out of gas. Awesome.

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              #7
              i thought this was a blonde joke at first

              USDM as F$CK

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                #8
                oh my lord!

                seriously. thousands of years in the future when alieans look back on our culture and they will be amazed at what humans can pull off and it is the blonds hahaha
                1991 White Accord LX 5-speed aka Lil' Red

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by accordscientist View Post
                  i thought this was a blonde joke at first
                  close enough..

                  Yes my name is Dang, Don't use in vain
                  1992 Honda Accord EX (Coupe/Bordeaux/Auto)
                  1992 Honda Accord EX (Coupe/Bordeaux/H22A MT)
                  2008 Honda Accord EXL (Coupe/SanMarino/6spd)

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                    #10
                    holy shit , now I've seen and heard it all, not quite but close
                    needing a new project got rid of bagged S10 going back to Honda's

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                      #11
                      hondas dont have those...
                      I <3 G60.

                      0.5mm Oversized Stainless valves and bronze guides available. Pm me please.

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                        #12
                        Holy Fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                        I ♥/Miss My Coupe

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by wed3k View Post
                          hondas dont have those...
                          uh they dont?










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                              #15
                              Originally posted by 92jdm View Post
                              uh they dont?






                              yea that thing that spins around at a faster rate than the rear wheels.
                              I <3 G60.

                              0.5mm Oversized Stainless valves and bronze guides available. Pm me please.

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