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    Happy belated b-day Chuck Norris

    I cant believe i didnt see anyone mention that it was his birthday yesterday, ill start it off

    Chuck Norris once visited the virgin islands, their now called the islands

    USDM as F$CK

    #2
    I totally overshadowed Chuck Norris's birthday.


    My beard is so awesome that Chuck Norris learned martial arts out of beard-envy.






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      #3
      Originally posted by deevergote. View Post
      I totally overshadowed Chuck Norris's birthday.


      My beard is so awesome that Chuck Norris learned martial arts out of beard-envy.
      .... My old Highschoold Headmaster had a match with him

      Happy B-Day Chuck
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        #4
        im so awesome i was born 1 day b4 chuck norris' b-day

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          #5
          I wish this Chuck Norris fad would end already.

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            #6
            Originally posted by tonylx87 View Post
            .... My old Highschoold Headmaster....
            HEh. i got a dirty mind.

            Happy Birthday Total Gym.

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              #7
              chuck norris is so awesome the fad wont end

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                #8
                He beat the sun in a staring contest.
                To-Do List for Today
                Be Awesome

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                  #9
                  There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.


                  eh just goggled it lol

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                    #10
                    I can't believe he's friggin 69 years old.

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                      #11
                      Chuck Norris doesn't need another person for 69.






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                        #12
                        Lmao I always laugh out loud at Chuck Norris Jokes. ALWAYS

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                        "Yes, we did officer. By the way, your eyes look a little glazed, did you just come from the donut shop?"

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Joshs92ex View Post
                          I wish this Chuck Norris fad would end already.
                          Hater.


                          Originally posted by deevergote. View Post
                          Chuck Norris doesn't need another person for 69.
                          LMFAO!!


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                          Is there a goal you're trying to accomplish besides looking dope as hell?

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                            #14
                            i love Chuck jokes!

                            Chuck Norris slept with Chritie Brinkley.. nine months later, the Total Gym was born!

                            i just made myself LOL
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                              #15
                              When Chuck Norris gets in water, he doesnt get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.



                              KeepinItClean | EnviousFilms | NoBigDeal | YET2BSCENE | .· ` ' / ·. | click here.
                              Originally posted by Jarrett
                              Is there a goal you're trying to accomplish besides looking dope as hell?

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