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    Eats shoots and leaves.

    Now I know a lot of new members don't really know what's going on but I'm just getting tired of their poor descriptions, shitty spelling, and abbreviated words. I found a book I liked and the premise is pretty simple.


    A panda walks into a café. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and proceeds to fire it at the other patrons.

    'Why?' asks the confused, surviving waiter amidst the carnage, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.

    'Well, I'm a panda', he says, at the door. 'Look it up.'

    The waiter turns to the relevant entry in the manual and, sure enough, finds an explanation. 'Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves.'
    Been a long time. Still alive...

    #2
    whats up 4th grade

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      #3
      I fully expected that joke to be in this thread.

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        #4
        My mind took it to a darker, dirtier place...






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          #5
          I'm not sure how that's possible. But I'm pretty sure I don't want to know.
          Been a long time. Still alive...

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            #6
            Oh, it's possible...






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              #7
              Oh....bamboo shoots and bamboo leaves....lol, i get it.

              Welcome to the club man. But you know whats really up.


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              Originally posted by Jarrett
              Is there a goal you're trying to accomplish besides looking dope as hell?

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                #8
                I think I prefer the "eats bushes and leaves" punchline myself!

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                  #9
                  It's all in the punctuation, it is.

                  Originally posted by Junior Smurff
                  Nevermind guys, google search works wonders!

                  I don't have road rage, my car just goes faster than yours!

                  Accords are for winners. And Grandmothers. But mostly winners.


                  I have grown so Tired of Internet Illiteracy. Please learn proper spelling and grammar. For your sake and that of your children.

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                    #10
                    I was debating whether or not to open this thread. Wondered if maybe the "NWS" had been forgotten from the title. lol

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by MadSpleen85 View Post
                      I was debating whether or not to open this thread. Wondered if maybe the "NWS" had been forgotten from the title. lol
                      nws, pshhhh lol.

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