A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard."
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haha.......
epic.
But i doubt she's going to swallow anything of anytime soon.
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god damn know that is a dirty beach awwwwww yeahhhhh
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I would not have shown her who i was to see if she told me. then see if she warms up to it later.....
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LMAO! talk about over analyzing! j/k!
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wow...haha
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and yes...im a FEMALE!!
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that one is a classic.Comment
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That was a knee slapper.
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2 year old thread...
What do you search to find this.."sperm"?
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Originally posted by JarrettComment
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I was actually looking for Brandoncb7's polished intake manifold thread, so I clicked on his public profile and then clicked all threads started by... Then came across this joke.Originally posted by MikeW View Post2 year old thread...
What do you search to find this.."sperm"?
Funny observation though...
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What's with all the old threads being dug up lately? lolComment
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What if she got the guys sperm that had just been donated and he had a ton of onions a couple of days before?
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I'd ask your mom, but I don't have her number.Originally posted by Bullhorn7 View Post What if she got the guys sperm that had just been donated and he had a ton of onions a couple of days before?Comment
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