Bob went missing....

[Shadow1]

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 2 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday

[blizzard335]

Jajajajajajajja

[Shadow1]

Jajajajajajajja

lmao!!!!

[blizzard335]

lmao!!!!

I'd go missing forever.

or go into the witness protection program of some sort

[Shadow1]

I'd go missing forever.

or go into the witness protection program of some sort

i would have been killed instantly. no matter where i was on the planet...

[jhoff]

LMMFAO!!!!

[blizzard335]

i would have been killed instantly. no matter where i was on the planet...

I'd still be able to outrun a 200lbs woman

[Flatline]

now what happens if it was a digital scale and she had to wait longer too??

[Makaveli2k]

I'd still be able to outrun a 200lbs woman

Are you sure?

[Shadow1]

are You Sure?

Lmao!!!

[ikayto]

funny joke and funny sig

where is your sig from?

[Shadow1]

funny joke and funny sig

where is your sig from?

i have no clue. i got it off of vadriven.com. i saw it and immediately started laughing. lol.

[mappyCB7]

i have no clue. i got it off of vadriven.com. i saw it and immediately started laughing. lol.

it's from hot rod

and lmaowtfbbq!!!!

[Bcozzi71]

hahahahahahha