Craigslist Funny Post of the Day!!

[deevergote]

"At some point in life, everyone has gambled on a fart and lost. "

[sohc em]

i too have gambled on a fart and lost

[nine_deuce]

That's the true definition of bravery. A man with diarrhea chancing a fart

[ExplodingCake]

Made my Day

[nine_deuce]

http://spokane.craigslist.org/ele/1526166976.html

This one is kinda humorous, I thought

[Accrdwgnguy]

http://spokane.craigslist.org/ele/1526166976.html

This one is kinda humorous, I thought

Should sticky that in the beginners section here

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[nine_deuce]

http://wenatchee.craigslist.org/ele/1529025725.html

Do you wish you could go back in time and see how history unfolded? Do you want to see who you marry in the future or what your children look like? Do you want to answer the age old question did humans derive from monkeys? Well after years of research on berimium spheres and the power they hold I have harnessed the power of the flux capacitor and now those questions can be answered. This device will allow you to return to any time or place both past or present and answer all those questions. I have traveled the timelines of history and I have seen our future. I am offering my time machine to someone else so that they too can experience a superior knowlege on what really happens. I only ask the buyer not to tamper with the past as it can cause serious alterations in the future. Please do not use this device to become wealthy or what I call the (Back To The Future 3 Syndrome) I would request no sports almanacs be purchased in the future for your own wealth and gain. Also time travel is not for those who get motion sickness or suffer from epilepsy. The pull of the time warp continuem is so great you will suffer an intense pressure on your body and feel a sensation of being pulled both ways so I also do not recommend the machine for anyone who suffers from claustrophobia. Please email me if you are interested in the time machine and I can set up a trial run with you so that I may show you it works properly. I prefer to the date 10/30/1938 so that we may re-live Orson Wells dramatization of "War of The Worlds". It was a simple time back then and when the show aired I find it facinating how people reacted.

Thank you for your time. Serious inquiries only please.

[CB7_213]

lmao
"The package I sent you with Pepto the next day"
"...like when you're not sitting on a heated leather seat..."

[RiceKillinSi]

P.S. - If you shat yourself on purpose to end the evening early.Touché. [/I]

I almost shat myself laughing at this!

[bobbycos]

i too have gambled on a fart and lost

at some point in our lives we have all sharted