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    Craigslist Funny Post of the Day!!

    http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/m4w/1039266988.html

    Men Seeking Woman in Vegas!! haa

    To the woman that crapped in my car.

    We met on Craigslist so I am hoping that this post finds you. I know that it could quite possibly be the most humiliating first date that you have ever been on, but I am willing to look past that.

    I thought we had chemistry sitting at McFadden's sharing that basket of jalapeno poppers while drinking Guiness. I really felt like there was a connection there. I found you to be intelligent and witty and looked forward to further conversation with you.

    At some point in life, everyone has gambled on a fart and lost. It just happened to be on a first date in the passenger seat of my car. Please don't feel bad. The package I sent you with Pepto the next day and the note that said "First dates are always a crap shoot. Call me" was meant to be funny, not offensive.

    I have gambled on a fart and lost on multiple occasions. The first time I did it was very memorable. It happened when I was five and sitting on my uncle's lap. I am lactose intolerant, but love cheese. I probably win 95% of the time, but I don't think anyone wins 100% of the time. That's why they call it "gambling". I'm the last person to judge you for crapping your pants. In fact, I am impressed by your boldness. The timing on the other hand, could have been a tad bit better...like when you're not sitting on a heated leather seat...

    What I am trying to say is that if you want to go out again, I would be more than happy to take you someplace where we can get a meal that is high in fiber and less taxing on the digestive tract.

    I await your call,
    Tad

    P.S. - If you shat yourself on purpose to end the evening early.Touché.
    " The value of life can be measured by how many times your soul has been deeply stirred " - Soichiro Honda

    #2
    "P.S. - If you shat yourself on purpose to end the evening early.Touché."


    Touché indeed.

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      #3
      classic
      1993 Accord LX - Sold
      93 BMW 525it - SOLD
      92 Accord EX Sedan - SOLD
      2000 Accord Coupe - Traded-In
      2003 Accord V6 6spd Coupe - Sold
      2001 Honda Civic Ex - SOLD
      2013 Chevy Traverse LTZ - Kid hauler
      2003 Acura Tl 3.2 - Daily Commuter

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        #4
        lmao,



        93 Accord LX Sedan (sold)
        01 Civic LX Sedan (sold)-93 Accord EX Wagon (totaled)
        93 Accord SE Sedan (sold)-92 Accord EX Sedan (sold)
        93 Accord SE Coupe (sold)-97 Accord SiR Wagon (sold)


        95 Accord LX Wagon (CURRENT)-05 Impreza WRX Sedan (CURRENT)-02 Ram 1500 (CURRENT)-20 VW Jetta (CURRENT)

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          #5
          haha

          Yes my name is Dang, Don't use in vain
          1992 Honda Accord EX (Coupe/Bordeaux/Auto)
          1992 Honda Accord EX (Coupe/Bordeaux/H22A MT)
          2008 Honda Accord EXL (Coupe/SanMarino/6spd)

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            #6
            Originally posted by F22HB View Post
            "P.S. - If you shat yourself on purpose to end the evening early.Touché."


            Touché indeed.
            My thoughts exactly.

            http://www.cb7tuner.com/vbb/showthread.php?t=188155
            Bought from: ChampCoupe
            Sold to:Losiracer2

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              #7
              bwahahahaha!!
              touche'

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                #8
                LMAO! I've had women try to fart and not have it noticed and fail miserably but never had this one happen lol.

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                  #9
                  Haha, that's great.

                  Why could I see CustomLowz posting this?? anyone else agree?

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by nine_deuce View Post
                    Haha, that's great.

                    Why could I see CustomLowz posting this?? anyone else agree?
                    I was thinking the exact same thing earlier, he always has some crazy ass stuff.

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                      #11
                      DO YOU HAVE 4 REALLY BIG TIRES?

                      PLEASE LET ME KNOW AND I WILL BUY THEM FROM YOU.

                      Wait for it....


                      Wait...

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                        #12
                        WOW lol epic

                        I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!

                        life is good.

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                          #13
                          LMFAO. That can really hurt someone feeling. I doubt if it's real though.
                          The Lord watches over me!

                          "Stop punching down on my people!!!"

                          - D. Chappelle

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                            #14
                            Imagine sitting at a stop light and having that pull up next to you. I'd laugh

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                              #15
                              You see that type of crap always here in vegas.....

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