F*** My life... website,

[JoshM]

"today, I Sent A Guy That I Like Alot A Pitcure Of Myself, I Got All Dressed Up Sexy And Did My Make-up. He Sent Me A Reply Saying "your Cat Is Fat". Fml

Lmao!

[Shadow1]

Lmao!

try this one. i would barf if i read this:

"Today I was looking for a magazine in my mother's bedside cabinet and I came across some daft test about sex. So: my mother likes anal, oral, and my dad's cock is bent. Nauseous. FML"

i seriously lol'd on this one:
"Today, we had the (great?) idea of having sex on a bean bag before my roomate got back home. Result: thousands of small polystyrene balls all over the living room. And no, they can't be picked up in 30 minutes. FML"

[JoshM]

1st one - Gross.
2nd one - Great story for the grandkids.

[Shadow1]

1st one - Gross.
2nd one - Great story for the grandkids.

lmao. all these a freakin funny

[Leung]

man i should add to that website,

Today- i come home to see the ceiling in my laundry room leaking water from EVERY WHERE, out of the ceiling lamp, out of the central air vent... This house must love crying.

[JoshM]

man i should add to that website,

Today- i come home to see the ceiling in my laundry room leaking water from EVERY WHERE, out of the ceiling lamp, out of the central air vent... This house must love crying.

You might have a busted pipe.

[93-speacial-ed]

emo house is sad

[Leung]

You might have a busted pipe.

yeah it turns out a pipe froze and cracked a little. so a dood stopped by and fixed it up, cost me 191 bucks.. then he said we ought to just let the water run a tiny bit so the pipes don't freeze again when it gets really cold.

you know we've lived in this house for 20 or so years now and that's the first time someone's ever mentioned that to us.

[JoshM]

$191 isn't bad considering how severe it could have been.


Down here, we're reminded every night on the news to let our faucets drip if the temp is below 35*.

[Leung]

$191 isn't bad considering how severe it could have been.


Down here, we're reminded every night on the news to let our faucets drip if the temp is below 35*.

well damn someone on the news up here ought to start suggesting that too..

[jhoff]

Lmmfao!!!

[Joshy]

this website is an epitome of my life. great.

[alb_accord]

Today, I posted on a forum asking if I could be a Moderator, instead, I got banned. FML

aaaaaaaahhahahahahhahaha

this shit is so funny hahahaha

[Dv8]

LMAO!!

Beyond.ca? Yeah. FML.

[verothacamaro]

Today, I had to use my friend's toilet. His pretty cute sister was in the kitchen adjoining the bathroom, so I smiled and said hi on my way through. I then had the loudest and most vile-sounding shit of my life.