My parents neighboorhood is squirming with pigs. you cant drive on the main road at night alone without getting pulled if you drive past a cop. I have been pulled every time i pass a cop car on that road from 12 - 5 am
So I dont go to my parents house late at night anymore (to sleep or whatever, i have a room there if im on that side of town)
I knew they were out tonight. and so I knew what i had to do. I drove 10 miles an hour under the speed limit at all times. Making it completlyfuckingobvious that i wasn't speeding
I have an 8000k hid (or 7000k whichever is super crystal white) headlights and if i have them on when i start my truck, then they flash for a second when my truck cranks over, sometimes this knocks my right head light out. but all i have to do is turn it off and turn it on.
Or turn my truck off and the light turns back on. Its just a glitch.
Well I get pulled over. I turn my truck off. click my headlight goes back on. this cop who looks like he's still in high school comes up to the window and I say good evening sir, what did you pull me over for?
(I actually had a box of dunking donuts that i had JUST bought and first thing he did was shine his flashlight on him. )
" Don't get an attitude with me ok!, Let me do my job and then ill tell you what you got pull over for." And i say uhh ok. He asks for my license and registration and I say, "Ok sir, Im not trying to have and attitude with you so im sorry if it seems like i did."
He then tells me "the reason i had been pulled you was for your headligh- I swear it was just out." "Well Now you have your brights on!" I turn my headlights off, and then i say, Im going to turn my headlights on. and turn them on.
He says to me, alright well im going to check your license. It better be valid. And i say sure man go right ahead.
so he comes back and he tells me " Im going to let you off with a warning, So Slow - Err Yeah get that headlight checked out."
"ok"
And I noticed you were coming around the bend there you were going kinda fast but you slowed down when you saw me
, so Yeah Slow Down Too
A young cop already having to much of an ego to just end it with the headlight thing, instead of looking bad continues to tell me to slow down when it was obvious i was traveling well below the speed limit.
Uhh.
edit: at that point i said to him to feed his ego some more "not to sound cliche sir but would you like some fresh donuts" no thanks he says of course. it was worth a try,
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And yet another reading: the douche cop in court
very long story short. A cop pulled me over, gave me a ticket for the wrong thing the judge in court let him change the ticket. But he didn't know what he was talking about and gave me the ticket for something that still wasn't the infraction that i committed. when i asked him some questions, he revealed in his own words what i had actually done, then i told the judge those actions aren't what he intended the original ticket to me written for.
So this case is no good. the judge was about to agree, when the cop
(By the way this ticket is for changing lanes 20 feet before an intersection, because someone waved me in and i got into the turn lane, everyone was sitting still and it caused no problems.)
realized i was going to win, he told the judge that the solid white line that i had changed lanes on was the intersection stop bar, and not the lane line before the intersection. we had all agreed that was not what we were talking about. and the judged just looked at him, and the whole court room got quiet
i watched a bead of sweat drip off of the pigs face. and i realized he completely lied under oath
. The judged dismissed the case until she sent me a notice in the mail.
I got found guilty and had to pay a fine but no points were assessed. So now im going to appeal it, and make this cop go through as much trouble as I can. He was in a hurry to fuck me over and it backfired on him, he lied under oath looked like an idiot, and it didn't even phase me one bit.
So I dont go to my parents house late at night anymore (to sleep or whatever, i have a room there if im on that side of town)
I knew they were out tonight. and so I knew what i had to do. I drove 10 miles an hour under the speed limit at all times. Making it completlyfuckingobvious that i wasn't speeding
I have an 8000k hid (or 7000k whichever is super crystal white) headlights and if i have them on when i start my truck, then they flash for a second when my truck cranks over, sometimes this knocks my right head light out. but all i have to do is turn it off and turn it on.
Or turn my truck off and the light turns back on. Its just a glitch.
Well I get pulled over. I turn my truck off. click my headlight goes back on. this cop who looks like he's still in high school comes up to the window and I say good evening sir, what did you pull me over for?
(I actually had a box of dunking donuts that i had JUST bought and first thing he did was shine his flashlight on him. )
" Don't get an attitude with me ok!, Let me do my job and then ill tell you what you got pull over for." And i say uhh ok. He asks for my license and registration and I say, "Ok sir, Im not trying to have and attitude with you so im sorry if it seems like i did."
He then tells me "the reason i had been pulled you was for your headligh- I swear it was just out." "Well Now you have your brights on!" I turn my headlights off, and then i say, Im going to turn my headlights on. and turn them on.
He says to me, alright well im going to check your license. It better be valid. And i say sure man go right ahead.
so he comes back and he tells me " Im going to let you off with a warning, So Slow - Err Yeah get that headlight checked out."
"ok"
And I noticed you were coming around the bend there you were going kinda fast but you slowed down when you saw me
, so Yeah Slow Down TooA young cop already having to much of an ego to just end it with the headlight thing, instead of looking bad continues to tell me to slow down when it was obvious i was traveling well below the speed limit.
Uhh.
edit: at that point i said to him to feed his ego some more "not to sound cliche sir but would you like some fresh donuts" no thanks he says of course. it was worth a try,
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And yet another reading: the douche cop in court
very long story short. A cop pulled me over, gave me a ticket for the wrong thing the judge in court let him change the ticket. But he didn't know what he was talking about and gave me the ticket for something that still wasn't the infraction that i committed. when i asked him some questions, he revealed in his own words what i had actually done, then i told the judge those actions aren't what he intended the original ticket to me written for.
So this case is no good. the judge was about to agree, when the cop
(By the way this ticket is for changing lanes 20 feet before an intersection, because someone waved me in and i got into the turn lane, everyone was sitting still and it caused no problems.)
realized i was going to win, he told the judge that the solid white line that i had changed lanes on was the intersection stop bar, and not the lane line before the intersection. we had all agreed that was not what we were talking about. and the judged just looked at him, and the whole court room got quiet
i watched a bead of sweat drip off of the pigs face. and i realized he completely lied under oath
. The judged dismissed the case until she sent me a notice in the mail.
I got found guilty and had to pay a fine but no points were assessed. So now im going to appeal it, and make this cop go through as much trouble as I can. He was in a hurry to fuck me over and it backfired on him, he lied under oath looked like an idiot, and it didn't even phase me one bit.
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