this is soo stolen ((craigslist))

[musteredonme]

ive seen some shady stuff in my time but this takes the cake

http://detroit.craigslist.org/cto/915289799.html

[visualpoet]

Honda Accord, Drives, late 1980's - $350 (Detroit, Mi)

Reply to: sale-915289799@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-11-11, 6:43PM EST


This is a Honda Accord from the late 1980s.
* * * *
THE GOOD:
-It runs most of the time
-new spark plugs
-partial new carpeting
-cool flame decals professionally installed on the headlights
-great gas mileage, (only 3 of the 4 cylinders work) and 1 of the working 3 has a plugged up fuel injector so it just sips the gasohol
-rear driver's side door works
-newer brakes & rotors
-new driver's side headlight bulb
-Newer air filter
* * * * * ****************************************

THE BAD:
-Needs to be jumped or push started every time you want to start it
-Speedometer doesn't work
-Broken driver's side headlight
-Two busted shocks, 1 front & 1 rear
-Wires are exposed on two tires
-There is a spare donut on it I drove on for a couple months
-Doors don't all work, use the metal pry-bar on both front doors to pop them open, or if you don't want to risk damaging them you can fiddle around with a screw driver to pop the locks
-It doesn't start unless you spray something flammable into the intake manifold. I just use spray paint if you have money you can buy some sort of starting fluid
* * * * * * * * * * ********


* * * THE WEIRD / REALLY BAD:
Seems to be possessed by a demon or some sort of entity. **IE: makes low mumbling backwards-like indistinguishable talking sounds through the speakers which aren't even hooked up to anything. There is no stereo in it so it can't be anything to do with that. It makes no sense at all but it has almost killed me many of times. Mirrors adjust themselves to all different sorts of positions while I'm driving, and I never actually notice them moving. Trunk opens on its own. Hood flies up while I drive down the road EVEN when it's tied down before I get in the car, it always somehow comes undone. The car will sometimes move on its own, even when not in gear which is what scares me the most it will start on its own while sitting out in the driveway without any key being in the ignition. It's a horrible car to rely on and I've decided I'm better off with public transportation, plus I got some free bus passes. We just can't bear to look out the window and see it sitting out there anymore. * * * * * * *
* * * * * * * * *

$350 takes it! Please take this car out of my life.
May God Bless You & Have Mercy On Your Soul!



Location: Detroit, Mi

To save link chasing and no views when it goes away.
I laughed my ass off. I like how it won't start without some kind of flammable spray, but it starts itself all the time! Call them, go get us some more pics and EVP!

[ACCLUDE91]

This is hilarious!!!!

Seems to be possessed by a demon or some sort of entity. **IE: makes low mumbling backwards-like indistinguishable talking sounds through the speakers which aren't even hooked up to anything. There is no stereo in it so it can't be anything to do with that. It makes no sense at all but it has almost killed me many of times. Mirrors adjust themselves to all different sorts of positions while I'm driving, and I never actually notice them moving. Trunk opens on its own. Hood flies up while I drive down the road EVEN when it's tied down before I get in the car, it always somehow comes undone. The car will sometimes move on its own, even when not in gear which is what scares me the most it will start on its own while sitting out in the driveway without any key being in the ignition. It's a horrible car to rely on and I've decided I'm better off with public transportation, plus I got some free bus passes.

[1990accordex-r]

Which Accord is that?

[ACCLUDE91]

not an 80's model that's for sure!!! they don't even know what they have!

98-01 it looks like

[cvc7chris]

lmao at this part
-It doesn't start unless you spray something flammable into the intake manifold. I just use spray paint if you have money you can buy some sort of starting fluid

wtf...someone buy that lol

[blackedout]

it looks like a grand am or something like that

[2.2litrebeater]

sounds like hes making everything up to me. probably some pervert 13 year old trying to get people to email him so he can furthur bs them.
also since when is "only 3 out of the 4 cylinders work" a good thing

[kc8enb07]

it has to be a joke

[blizzard335]

It looks like a RHD CH6 Accord...

[92vig]

Yea he said cool flame graphics on the headlights.....yet the front end is totally smashed and isn't a late 80s car. FAKE.

[Lil' Whitie]

also since when is "only 3 out of the 4 cylinders work" a good thing

trust me it don't.my old white car the third sparkplug wires likes to pop out alot due to pil in the tube. gas milage goes down fast!

[JoshM]

THE GOOD:
-It runs most of the time
-cool flame decals professionally installed on the headlights
-great gas mileage, (only 3 of the 4 cylinders work) and 1 of the working 3 has a plugged up fuel injector so it just sips the gasohol

[Mista Juice]

@ people in this thread thinking anything on that ad is serious at all

[topcop182]

I also could be a 2000ish civic