Well so there I bringing my wife back home after a long trip to the E/R we wont get into that.
ANYWHO. I was on the way home and this red civic pulls up and I was like damn looks nice had alloys front Sir bumper and rear nice lip kit and well just had style.
And I said to the wife out of the blue hey I want to see how fast my car goes..... ....not a good thing to say to someone on vicodin... and so I did something dumb and hit the gas, well at like close to crazy speed in a 35 I thought ok thats enough so I let off and my wife says to me I hope you get a fucking ticket you ass
....... and out of the fucking ground or from fucking space comes this....
so im like fuck..... she is like about to die, she thinks its so funny. So I am all smiles when the cop comes up this is 2 min from Beale AFB (Air Force Base) and he says "well what where you thinking?" I said "I wasn't" he then said "Yeah" so he had a smile also and we talked about how dumb that was well then comes the Q/A question and answer time...... "Do you have any mods on this car I need to know about" I said to my self "AWWWWW Fuck." and off to the Hood we go. I open it and he says without breathing illegal illegal and points out
walks around the car and points and says illegal
then like if thats not enough he then gets on the ground and says thats illegal
so he comes back and says well if you were me what would you do now if you were the cop and I was the man who just floor'd my car and have nothing stamp'd for cali as far as headers intake and all.....
I said well its not like I do this everyday just did it today......
And as for my mods ill go and get them done even put a cat in.
he looked at me and said "well sense you protect us overseas ill give you a warning but I don't want to see this car with those mods on the road. k."
And I said "Yes SIR"
as i got in THIS IS THE KICKER he said "oh by the way.. they race those in sac on thurs and sat nights.... just letting you know"..... i was like WTF
ANYWHO. I was on the way home and this red civic pulls up and I was like damn looks nice had alloys front Sir bumper and rear nice lip kit and well just had style.
And I said to the wife out of the blue hey I want to see how fast my car goes..... ....not a good thing to say to someone on vicodin... and so I did something dumb and hit the gas, well at like close to crazy speed in a 35 I thought ok thats enough so I let off and my wife says to me I hope you get a fucking ticket you ass....... and out of the fucking ground or from fucking space comes this....so im like fuck..... she is like about to die, she thinks its so funny. So I am all smiles when the cop comes up this is 2 min from Beale AFB (Air Force Base) and he says "well what where you thinking?" I said "I wasn't" he then said "Yeah" so he had a smile also and we talked about how dumb that was well then comes the Q/A question and answer time...... "Do you have any mods on this car I need to know about" I said to my self "AWWWWW Fuck." and off to the Hood we go. I open it and he says without breathing illegal illegal and points out
walks around the car and points and says illegal
then like if thats not enough he then gets on the ground and says thats illegal
so he comes back and says well if you were me what would you do now if you were the cop and I was the man who just floor'd my car and have nothing stamp'd for cali as far as headers intake and all.....
I said well its not like I do this everyday just did it today......
And as for my mods ill go and get them done even put a cat in.
he looked at me and said "well sense you protect us overseas ill give you a warning but I don't want to see this car with those mods on the road. k."
And I said "Yes SIR"
as i got in THIS IS THE KICKER he said "oh by the way.. they race those in sac on thurs and sat nights.... just letting you know"..... i was like WTF
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