you know drive a honda accord if...

[nostringz]

got the idea from my brother at an eclipse forum

1. cup holders are too small for anything
2. little interior pieces always fall off and get lost (arm rest knob, clips and tabs)
3. cigarrette lighter doesn't stay put
4. window regulators fail and you make fun of the people who cover their windows with trash bags because they don't know how to take off their door panal and use a socket wrench
5. you take pics of ricey accords on your phone and send them to your friends
6. once you drop your car, all cars at stock height seem like they need to be lowered too
7. wonder why the hell there's so many types of F22 in the US? A1, A4, A6, and USDM B series sohc
8. grab junkyard parts for the accord for fun
9. went crazy with paint at one time or another - moldings, headlights, taillights, door jams, etc.
10. the glove box light always goes bad


can't think of anymore, what else is there?

[i-07]

lol repost lol there was one a wee bit back

http://www.cb7tuner.com/vbb/showthread.php?t=89739

[Gyuri87]

There was a thread just like this one before... Oh well...

You know you drive a CB when after a little shower, your trunk is full of water.

You know you drive a CB when you have a short somewhere you don't know that causes your brake lamp light to always go on and lights up all your back lights.

You know you drive a CB when the steering wheel shakes over 60mph.

You know you drive a CB when your rear quarter panels are missing.

You know you drive a CB (manual) when your shifter cover has 10 holes in it.

You know you drive a CB when you've replaced all your clutch cylinders.

You know you drive a CB when you've replaced your valve cover seals.

You know you drive a CB when you've replaced your distributor.

You know you drive a CB when there's a huge gap between the bumper and the headlights.

You know you drive a CB when you've got 25 different source of vibration.

You know you drive a CB when you've replaced your VSS.

[Fake Thug]

You know you drive a cb7 when your oil light comes on and oil is all over the engine because your balance shaft seal walked out like mine did monday.

[ExplodingCake]

You know you drive a cb7 when it sputters and gives a code 43.

[1990accordex-r]

When you shit your pants when you run into a junkyard flushy.

[i-07]

When you shit your pants when you run into a junkyard flushy.

lol true dat

[ACCLUDE91]

..when you hit bumps and your glove box falls open

[scudweiser]

9. went crazy with paint at one time or another - moldings, headlights, taillights, door jams, etc.

[CB7Jay1]

You know you drive a cb7 when you idle sparadically goes up and down.

You know you drive a cb7 when you hace a little red button to push to make you CEL Flash at you.

[h22sparkle]

When jackasses steal your car
When jackasses smash in your car window to steal
When the cops pull you over
When insurance is cheap
When you gotta make constant repairs on it
When you get props and people hate and copycat

[scudweiser]

you know you own a modded cb7 when you put your windows down in tunnels to hear your exhaust

[foamypirate]

Your exhaust doubles as a smoke bomb.

[Julianachos]

... if your main relay's bad.

[JoshM]

If you can't drive without the radio/windows down because you can't stand the 10000's of random squeaks of the interior.