A car is like a girl because...

[Gyuri87]

You've probably all guessed what this is about already so there's no need for explanations.

A car is like a girl because she makes you work harder to spend more on her.

A car is like a girl because she always pisses you off when you're already upset enough.

A car is like a girl because if you spend so much money on her, it is only because you want to get advantage of her.

A car is like a girl because you don't let your friends ride her.

A car is like a girl because you bring her along to your friends' but ask her to wait outside.

A car is like a girl because if she doesn't wear a skirt, she's just not good looking enough.

[PowderedMilkMan]

A car is like a girl because you want to sell her when she gets old.. wait what?

[Gyuri87]

A car is like a girl because you want to sell her when she gets old.. wait what?

Wouldn't it be... A girl is like a car because you want to swap her for a newer model when she gets too old?

[jdmwannabe]

A car is like a girl because they both leak random fluids at random times.

[19dabeast85]

A car is like a girl because we love to spend lots of time waxing their headlights!

A car is like a girl because we enjoy staring at their rears!

A car is like a girl because there is something just satisfying about seeing them covered in nothing but suds!

[Gyuri87]

A car is like a girl because they both leak random fluids at random times.

Good one!

[NAiL05]

A car is like a girl because.....no it isnt you cant fuck it.

[The G-Man]

A car is like a girl because.....no it isnt you cant fuck it.

Nail has officially hit the nail on the head.

[19dabeast85]

A car is like a girl because.....no it isnt you cant fuck it.

Nail has officially hit the nail on the head.

Come'on, you've never gotten the urge after staring at your beautiful new muffler tips!??

[203Cree]

A car is nothing like a girl.

Show me a car that is absolutely bat shit fucking crazy. Can't find one? Bet I can find a woman that is. Take your pick, it's ALL OF THEM.

[Gyuri87]

A car is like a girl because.....no it isnt you cant fuck it.

Think again!

Edited! NWS!
http://www.picoodle.com/view.php?img....jpg&srv=img29

[lokuputha]

WOW! dude, please make that a NWF URL link instead of an actual picture. Please.

A new car is like a girl fresh out of the shower, you can't stop smelling her.


this car is like a girl.

[19dabeast85]

LMAO! He's gonna have a black "tool" when he's done there......then again supposedly that's better anyway! lol

[NAiL05]

Flesh on hot metal is not my cup of tea and you should put nws on this thread if your gonna post stuff like that so people at work dont get in trouble.

[The G-Man]

Come'on, you've never gotten the urge after staring at your beautiful new muffler tips!??

I would have to have some really serious chode action for that.