3 Wishes

[Flatline]

That i could do High school over and actually focus on what i should have so i could be in school by this time again.


That i could control time to an extent. nothing crazy like going to 2210 or 1776 or anything, but enough to be able to fix some mistakes that i make along the way or do something for the first time twice


I wish i had the power of suggestion. i think it would be the easiest way to see if i am truly kind at heart. and so all of you would donate parts or cash to my personal life fund.

[Tnwagn]

I wish

1) Everyone got along
2) Women didn't have periods (passing of the egg is fine, just no grossness or bitchiness)
3) That I was balling out of control at rugby every time I stepped on the pitch

[benji]

1. Always have the money I need for what ever I want in my bank account
2. Always be good handsome to everyone.
3. The ability to learn and remember anything I want.

Edit: My first one came from this joke (I've always thought it made the most sense, because you aren't arbitrarily limiting the amount of money you have):
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him, and as he sits down, the waitress comes over and asks for their order.

The man says, "I'll have a hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich. "What's yours?"

"I'll have the same," says the ostrich.

A short time later the waitress returns with the order. "That will be $12.40 please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out exact change for payment.

The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "I'll have a hamburger, fries and a coke," and the ostrich says, "I'll have the same." Once again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.

This becomes a routine until late one evening, the two enter again. "The usual?" asks the waitress.

"No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and salad," says the man. "Same for me," says the ostrich.

At the end of the meal the waitress comes with the bill and says, "That will be $22.62." Once again the man pulls exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table. The waitress can't hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change out of your pocket every time?"

"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and I found an old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, just put my hand in my pocket, and the right amount of money would always be there."

"That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would wish for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!"

"That's right! Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man.

The waitress asks, "One other thing, sir, what's with the ostrich?"

The man sighs, pauses, and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick with long legs who agrees with everything I say."