Simple Questions = Unexpected Answers

[Makaveli2k]

^dishwasher, freezer, the fridge.


Why do we drive on a parkway but park on a driveway?

(victory will be mine. sunshine.)

Because I love you.

How come Jailbait is so good, yet so wrong.

[skilzz]

Because I love you.

How come Jailbait is so good, yet so wrong.

OMFG, i wanna know too... but im 18 and shes 17 so idk if thats jailable

if heat rises wouldnt heaven be hot and hell cold (stolen from sum1 on here sig)

[WilliamW]

OMFG, i wanna know too... but im 18 and shes 17 so idk if thats jailable

if heat rises wouldnt heaven be hot and hell cold (stolen from sum1 on here sig)

No. Hell is just that cool.

How do you sneak up on a fish?

[skilzz]

No. Hell is just that cool.

How do you sneak up on a fish?

train in the MARINE CORP.

[jennaccord_210]

guess i dont have to answer anything and ask a question ... woot lol

ok

if wienies and bologna are the same thing (left over shit) why do they got two diffrent names!

[Shadow1]

guess i dont have to answer anything and ask a question ... woot lol

ok

if wienies and bologna are the same thing (left over shit) why do they got two diffrent names!

because one is shaped like a wiener. althought i think they're missing a few details


why spell it bologna when its pronounced balonny? why have a silent letter if your not supposed to pronounce it?

[jennaccord_210]

why spell it bologna when its pronounced balonny? why have a silent letter if your not supposed to pronounce it?

maybe its pronounced ba-log-na and everyone says baloney .. idk fk if i know

why are gurls so effn jealous ...

[MikeW]

Cuz they arent zealous.

How come everytime i reach for the sky, i can only reach so high?

[Shadow1]

Cuz they arent zealous.

How come everytime i reach for the sky, i can only reach so high?

cuz you gotta get high. duh. silly.



you can be overwhelmed. you can be underwhelmed. but can you ever just be whelmed.?

[WilliamW]

Cuz they arent zealous.

How come everytime i reach for the sky, i can only reach so high?

Because you're under 6'.

Why do you try and reach the sky when you're under 6'?

[skilzz]

Because you're under 6'.

Why do you try and reach the sky when you're under 6'?

because ur on crystal meth


if god created us who created god?

[MikeW]

Aliens.

Why do ppl trip over 2 measly inches?





I wish i was 6' tall....

[mappyCB7]

because size ALWAYS matters.


what did the hand say to the penis??

[jennaccord_210]

because size ALWAYS matters.

what did the hand say to the penis??

"hey penis, want me to jack u off!?" lol

why do boyfriends feel the need to call thier gf's babe?? .. we have names u know!

[illestatus]

yeah but babe is an international name (we often forget gurls names) so its easier to use babe

why do girls go to the bathroom together?