Simple Questions = Unexpected Answers

[PowderedMilkMan]

should be.....


Why can't people follow forum game rules?

Because sometimes people are just clueless.

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

[Clueless]

Because sometimes people are just clueless.

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

suffer meant as in actually having it, the 5th is a lucky bastard.

If 7/11 is open 24/7, why do they have locks on their doors?

[deevergote]

suffer meant as in actually having it, the 5th is a lucky bastard.

If 7/11 is open 24/7, why do they have locks on their doors?

7/11 stands for their hours of operation... 7am to 11pm. Now, there's a 24/7 shop around here (the name) that closes at night.


If the rules state a size limit for signatures, why do people always seem to ignore it?

[jennaccord_210]

If the rules state a size limit for signatures, why do people always seem to ignore it?

because rules were meant to be broken



why do they call it a blow job if your not actually blowing ?? lol

[JaK FRoSTWhiTE]

why do they call it a blow job if your not actually blowing ?? lol

My simple guess is that it’s the recipient, not the provider, who does the blowing—that is to say, ejaculates.

What would we look like if our knees bent the other way?

[lonski]

My simple guess is that it’s the recipient, not the provider, who does the blowing—that is to say, ejaculates.

What would we look like if our knees bent the other way?

I guess I'd have to break yours to find out! j/k

Does drying our hair make our hair dry?

[CbSmEeZaY]

My simple guess is that it’s the recipient, not the provider, who does the blowing—that is to say, ejaculates.

What would we look like if our knees bent the other way?

TURN AROUND AND YOU WILL SEE

does your girl really like it in the ass or did she just do it for me?

[JunyAccord]

I guess I'd have to break yours to find out! j/k

Does drying our hair make our hair dry?

I wouldnt know since im balding and my hairline is like OJ Simpson.

Can 2 midgets give a high-five?

[LoS HimSelF]

I wouldnt know since im balding and my hairline is like OJ Simpson.

Can 2 midgets give a high-five?

yea thats wat they make HIGH heels for! DUHHH


Can a Blind seeing eye dog lose its vision from old age and Glaucoma?

[Shadow1]

yea thats wat they make HIGH heels for! DUHHH


Can a Blind seeing eye dog lose its vision from old age and Glaucoma?

i dunno. but i know a quarter can fart.



if a cup can puke, why does a fly look at you?

[visualpoet]

Flies have faceted eyes, it's looking at EVERYTHING!



If survival of the fittest is true, why are there so many fucking morons out there still?

[Shadow1]

Flies have faceted eyes, it's looking at EVERYTHING!



If survival of the fittest is true, why are there so many fucking morons out there still?

they stick to the smart people. but they still suck on the smart people's shoulder.



if you went upstairs and ate a doughnut and went downstairs and ate 3 doughnuts then went back upstairs and ate 2 doughnuts then finally went back downstairs and ate 6 doughnuts, how many doughnuts would you have left?

[jennaccord_210]

they stick to the smart people. but they still suck on the smart people's shoulder.



if you went upstairs and ate a doughnut and went downstairs and ate 3 doughnuts then went back upstairs and ate 2 doughnuts then finally went back downstairs and ate 6 doughnuts, how many doughnuts would you have left?

how the fk should i know *****. dont know how many i started out with ...

lol.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[Clueless]

how the fk should i know *****. dont know how many i started out with ...

lol.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

that like my grandmother asking me how many beans there are in a large pot...fuck, I'm not counting every last one.

Is clear a color?

[J-specCb4]

absolutely the color of whatever is behind it.


if no.2 pencils are so popluar why are they called no.2