Simple Questions = Unexpected Answers

[LawdoG247]

Easy enough: Answer the question above you with a silly answer then ask a question of your own.

Example:

What is the meaning of life?

I don't know about you, but the meaning of my life is to kill you! *shoots*

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

Something like that. I shall begin:

If toast always lands butterside down, and cats always land on their feet, what would happen if you strapped toast to a cats back and dropped it?

[turbomaxx]

Easy enough: Answer the question above you with a silly answer then ask a question of your own.

Example:




Something like that. I shall begin:

If toast always lands butterside down, and cats always land on their feet, what would happen if you strapped toast to a cats back and dropped it?

Anti Gravity kittah.

[illestatus]

so whats the speed of dark?

[JunyAccord]

so whats the speed of dark?

Roughly 10 mph.

Can a tall person like myself really "Get it shawty?"

[LawdoG247]

That all depends if you're willing to go the distance.

If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?

[mappyCB7]

you get to the light and see god.....oh and you're dead =]

how high is up??

[illestatus]

depends on how much it smoked,
Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?

[LawdoG247]

That usually refers to the time it hits the wall...and I go back to sleep.

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

[93accordexcoupe]

cause thats sexual harassment

if i had the choice of having a crazy high voice but owning a saleen s7 or having a normal voice but driving a geo, which would i take?

[MikeW]

you get to the light and see god.....oh and you're dead =]

how high is up??

I dont know "up", but im sure he's high.

If you put your left shoe on, you have your right one left, right?

[stewie]

lazy people dont wear shoes

why?

[TypeG]

what happens when an unstoppable object hits and unmovable object? later.

[LawdoG247]

I would then flush.

How does the guy who drives the snow plow get to work?

[illestatus]

he walks to work
Why do they call it taking a dump? Shouldn't it be leaving a dump?

[Clueless]

if the plural of goose is geese shouldn't the plural of moose be meese?

should be.....


Why can't people follow forum game rules?