if you car could talk what would it say?

[Tnwagn]

Get a garage you fool!

[acc0rd_adicti0n]

boost me!
get me new shoes im sick of these steelies!
paint me!
and last of all...
FUCK ME!!!

[helofast]

Wash n Polish me down daddy!...

lol

[F22HB]

Quit college, get a bunch of parttime jobs and come fix me!

[Hondapawa]

my car would say "get a better job so you can complete me" lol

X2 haha !

[kouzie]

"do whatever, as long as you treat me good"

[Shinobi]

"paint me."

[stewie]

learn how to drive fuckwad

[GenDBlade]

"i fucking hate you. youve had me for two years and ive only gotten two car washes. my right side is screwed up and your trying to make me into a rally car. wtf?"

[C91BLX7]

THANK YOU for fixing my cancer!

[npor]

"stupid fucking asshole change the oil already."

[LoDollar92LX]

"i love rev limit, and fing hate front tires!"

[KeeleDesign]

am I a cat with 9 lives?

[visualpoet]

"I hate that fucking Astro van. How can you stand to drive around in that big, fat, ugly thing? Her tires are going bald, she's got a gimpy foot, I can hear her sway bar knock every time you make a hard turn, the paint is peeling off the top so bad she's grey up there. She's got stickers all over the back windows like a cheap tramp stamp. I'm embarrassed to be parked next to her at night. Fuck that cow. You drive that fat bitch everyday, I only get little trips to the store or the occasional couple of hours on the weekend. Oh yeah, you took me to the track once. You only ran me twice you selfish bastard. Come DRIVE me!"

(My work van is a little rough. lol it was free, it's not horribly ugly, and it runs pretty good. I've been rocking the spare for a good six months, it never goes anywhere but the gas station and the property I work on. I've had it about a year and haven't put 5000 miles on it.)

[STL_92_Accord]

So when's my brother the coupe coming? Now that you sold the prelude what are you gonna buy me with the money