if you car could talk what would it say?

[accord2nr81]

i need a motor... wheres my motor... i am not doing much good without a motor...

[PowderedMilkMan]

"wwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

haha I just lawled.

[mappyCB7]

GEt the fuck off your ass and start making money to fix me you damn prick!!!


Oh and thell your damn family to stop driving me like they own me!!

then I'd say "Shut up bitch I'm trying! Iif it wasn't for me you'd have two fucked fendors and a crap paint job. You'd be one dirty dead POS without me and you know it."

Car: I'm sorry.....

Me: It's ok.......... I love you =]

Car: You're still an asshole.

Me: I know

THE END

[evil_demon_01]

I'm sure mine would say "get off the throttle, and stop feeding me boost"

[h22sparkle]

"wwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

LMAO oh shit

[JoshM]

"wwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

ROFL.

[semitas]

ama kill this sonofagun, this bum has put me through 2 heart transplants, put Z rated tires on me, now my heart is the h and guess what? this fool said he does not even like to hit vtec, what the f!?
i wish he would stop acting like a caring gal and push me, at list once, to see the limits of my heart, he only drives me 8 miles to work and the same distance back, and when he comes back home its like 12am, so the roads are empty, but el hijo de su madre just does not get it, but overall cant complain that much, i see he likes me a lot

[deevergote]

CB7 - "Pick something and fix it already!"

BA5 - "Mmmffffmfmmmfmmmff mmmmmfmmmffffffffmmmffm mmmmmfffffmmffm" (because it's covered... the words are muffled...)

GE8 - "Wash me! Change my oil! Get this damn PA temp tag off me and register me! How the hell did you put 4000 miles on me in 3 weeks?!?!"

[RICHIE*GT35R]

Bitch I need my nitrous fiend

[Gemini]

CB7 - "Pick something and fix it already!"

BA5 - "Mmmffffmfmmmfmmmff mmmmmfmmmffffffffmmmffm mmmmmfffffmmffm" (because it's covered... the words are muffled...)

GE8 - "Wash me! Change my oil! Get this damn PA temp tag off me and register me! How the hell did you put 4000 miles on me in 3 weeks?!?!"

I should report you for "abuse of a nice vehicle"...you putting 4000 miles on the Fit in 3 weeks is equivalent to putting a APC banner on the windshield. Yes, they are different but still abuse to a nice vehicle.

[new_beginnings]

Uncover me, put me back together, and off these jack stands.

[herwhitecb7]

hey girl heyyyyyyyy!

[AstroVannin]

"Watch out for crubs"

[sandman61377]

Why is my left cheek a different color? And how come the people at the inspection station don't like me?

[sxyhnda]

how could you park me for a damn civic you two timing son of a bitch!!!!!!!!!!!