Bathroom Humor
March 18, 2008
I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other
stall saying: 'Hi, how are you?'
I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's restroom
but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, 'Doin' just fine!'
And the other guy says: 'So what are you up to?'
What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this
is too bizarre so I say: 'Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!'
At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I
hear another question. 'Can I come over?'
Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could
just be polite and end the conversation. I tell him, 'No........I'm a little busy right now!!!'
Then I hear the guy say nervously...
'Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other
stall who keeps answering all my questions!!!'
March 18, 2008
I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other
stall saying: 'Hi, how are you?'
I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's restroom
but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, 'Doin' just fine!'
And the other guy says: 'So what are you up to?'
What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this
is too bizarre so I say: 'Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!'
At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I
hear another question. 'Can I come over?'
Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could
just be polite and end the conversation. I tell him, 'No........I'm a little busy right now!!!'
Then I hear the guy say nervously...
'Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other
stall who keeps answering all my questions!!!'
I've done that. Not in a bathroom, but I've responded to people on phones (and the gas station attendants where I get my gas... they chat on their headsets with the girls inside the store...)
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