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[Pandemic]

http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/09/07/sau....ap/index.html

Officials: Burglar wakes men with spice rub, sausage whack

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FRESNO, California (AP) -- Authorities say they've arrested a man who broke into the home of two California farmworkers, stole money, rubbed one with spices and whacked the other with a sausage before fleeing.

Fresno County sheriff's Lt. Ian Burrimond says 22-year-old Antonio Vasquez was found hiding in a field wearing only a T-shirt, boxers and socks after the Saturday morning attack.

He says deputies arrested Vasquez after finding a wallet containing his ID in the ransacked house.

The farmworkers told deputies the suspect woke them Saturday morning by rubbing spices on one of them and smacking the other with an 8-inch sausage.

Burrimond says money allegedly stolen was recovered

[guitarplayer825]

What the fuck?

[flyinlow]

Good stuff.Hes probably in the process of suing the two farm workers for everything they have.Now that'd be messed up.

[Pandemic]

Good stuff.Hes probably in the process of suing the two farm workers for everything they have.Now that'd be messed up.

like the story isn't messed up enough? :P

[texasvtak]

Good stuff.Hes probably in the process of suing the two farm workers for everything they have.Now that'd be messed up.

For what??

[Pandemic]

bump

[alifeva]

Wow thats crazy funny. Sounds like something Tom Green would do.

DADDY WOULD YOU LIKE SOME SAUSAGE?! daddy would you like some sau-sa-ges?

[sxyhnda]

Antonio Vasquez

WTF?!?!?!? thats my last name!!! was this near LA? i got a lot of fam there.....

[wed3k]

if they kept the workers on leashes and tied to the side of the barn, this wouldnt have happened.

[kc8enb07]

WTF?!?!?!? thats my last name!!! was this near LA? i got a lot of fam there.....

lol fresno, ca. not that far from LA. does your family have a history of suasage wacking?

[alifeva]

if they kept the workers on leashes and tied to the side of the barn, this wouldnt have happened.

That does not belong on this website period. or society for that matter...

[JoshM]

WTF?!?!?!? thats my last name!!! was this near LA? i got a lot of fam there.....

Vasquez is a common last night.
Like "Smith", "Brown", or "Johnson" is here in the states.





But, back on topic... WTF?!