100,000 Post Challenge ***NWS***

[foamypirate]

I sued Coca-Cola, yo
'Cause I put my finger down in a bottle
And it got stuck!

[xprojectcb7x]

you gotta break them in half before you eat them.

[C91BLX7]

face to face now
oho face to face now

[foamypirate]

I sued Delta Airlines
'Cause they sold me a ticket to New Jersey
I went there, and it sucked!

[C91BLX7]

What's going on ?
Could this be my understanding

[foamypirate]

Yeah!!!

If you stand me up on a date
If you deliver my pizza 30 seconds late

[C91BLX7]

It's not your fault I was being too demanding
I must admit it's my pride that made me distant

[foamypirate]

I'm gonna sue, sue
Yes, I'm gonna sue
Sue, sue, yeah that's what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna sue, sue
Yes, I'm gonna sue
Sue, sue, yeah I might even sue you!

[foamypirate]

Ugh!!

I sued Duracell
They never told me not to shove that AA
Right up my nose

[C91BLX7]

All because I hoped that you'd be someone different
There's not much I know about you

[xprojectcb7x]

big cocks rock my socks

[foamypirate]

I sued Home Depot
'Cause they sold me a hammer
Which they knew I might drop on my toes

[C91BLX7]

Fear will always make you blind
But the answer is in clear view
It's amazing what you'll find face to face

[foamypirate]

I sued Dell Computers
'Cause I took a bath with my laptop
Now it doesn't work

[xprojectcb7x]

wait.....what?